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thEsounDofdirT 06-10-2004 11:00 PM

i don't like to be quick.. i'm generally a patient, steady-moving person that likes to take in the environment.. and enjoy ... that is why you must not shoot the arrow... i ddin't even say anything about the arrow having a person hold it... the arrow needs to chase me.. and it needs to be green..

i am slow-moderate paced... unless i'm being random... but i like to take in all the sites, sounds, smells, touches... whatever.. as long as it's not stinky, hard to look at, or sexual male touching

thEsounDofdirT 06-10-2004 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Dirt Honey...If they are multicolored and LOOK like jellybeans...But, they are THAT "soothing"...I don't think you're eating JELLY BEANS...lol :eek:

I'm also beginning to wonder if you didn't give SAM some of those "jelly beans"...lmao

are you doubting the all mighty jellies... don't blaim the candy.. blaim the hormones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

i am needing love... sigh...

SOMEBODY FUCKING SPANK ME!!!

bloodrayne 06-10-2004 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
are you doubting the all mighty jellies... don't blaim the candy.. blaim the hormones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

i am needing love... sigh...

SOMEBODY FUCKING SPANK ME!!!

Aww...You poor thing...Where is Rebel?...She definitely needed to be in on this one

thEsounDofdirT 06-10-2004 11:11 PM

maybe she no likey the dirTy boy... but i like her ...

bloodrayne 06-10-2004 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
maybe she no likey the dirTy boy... but i like her ...
You know better than that ;) :)

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 01:44 PM

i am going to get naked and streak around the world in 4 1/2 days... tomorrow

Vampenguin 06-11-2004 01:50 PM

I think Dirt is stoned...

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 01:52 PM

I AM NOT STONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloodrayne 06-11-2004 01:56 PM

He's just high on "jelly beans", again:D

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:24 PM

let's all go jump roping right now and then run in super small circles until we vomit on each other.. anybody up for cheese?

i have the smell to win them over

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:26 PM

true, but everybody knows that cornbread can't play chutes and ladders. Likewise can the latter of the two not eat cornbread.

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:36 PM

oh yea.. plenty of butter here... how bout that mercyful fate character

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:37 PM

mercyful fate spelled merciful wrong

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:41 PM

yea.. he's my hero... seems to be stuck in something's taint... wanna make some sauce out of cotton cream?

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:42 PM

cotton cream isn't like other forms of meat balls where you add little bits of onion and cheese in it for flavor because cotton cream can't mix with onions because then it would be neither cottony nor creamy plus it would have a faint onion smell and if it came to it, that wouldn't work at all

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:45 PM

cotton cream is the formula that will single handedly take out the war leaders of nevencrane...

and then there is some of the change machine leak...

and then there is some of the dying things that live longer than everyone else even though they never get erect anymore

and then there's the queen with a candybar

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:47 PM

so... jelly beans... who's gonna fuck me.. is it gonna be the shell.. or the jelly inside

bloodrayne 06-11-2004 05:49 PM

OMG!!!....The Talons of INSANITY Clawing and Ripping at my Brain!!!...I can no longer read this thread!!!.............................Look away, Children.......LOOK AWAY!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: ...............:D

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:51 PM

be strong rayne.. because someday... it will be there.. the mud

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:51 PM

I was walking the other day and a man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three weeks, so I killed his entire family and ate a steak right in front of him, then watched Asian Schoolgirl porn

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 05:52 PM

that was me dude.. please apolgize

Arioch 06-11-2004 05:54 PM

NICE SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloodrayne 06-11-2004 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
be strong rayne.. because someday... it will be there.. the mud
Alas...Too late...*sigh*...The damage has been done...Wretched, blessed torment.....I am sinking.....In the mud......

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Arioch
NICE SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what you're talking about :D

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 06:01 PM

it is good that things have happened.. and i can shake my ass to rap never...

Arioch 06-11-2004 06:02 PM

Me neither....

"what is light.....without dark?"
"what are you....without me?"
"I....am a part.....of you all..."
*evil laugh*"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHA........HA"

bloodrayne 06-11-2004 06:03 PM

Now I can't tell Sam and Arioch apart!...Would that really matter in the dark?...Oh wait...I would KNOW, in the dark!;) :)

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 06:04 PM

but there is yellow............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................................

newb 06-11-2004 06:08 PM

My Brain Hurts

bloodrayne 06-11-2004 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
but there is yellow......................................
YUCK...I hate yellow almost as much as I hate JELLY BEANS...'Tis better when all is black and red.........Obsidian and Crimson

newb 06-11-2004 06:11 PM

Cold Play

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 06:12 PM

don't be silly... there are 12

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 06:13 PM

how honored you must feel to wear my disfigured mark

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 06:17 PM

I have a tattoo of my face on my face

bloodrayne 06-11-2004 06:18 PM

OH NO!!!...Newb has succumbed to the insanity as well...I KNEW it would happen!!

Hey...Seriously, Man...I DID try to warn you...Like 2 days ago...You stayed too long...Just sit back and enjoy the ride...That's all you CAN do now...Just, slip into the stream:)

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 06:19 PM

haha, everybody wants to be like the STE :D

thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 06:19 PM

look at the celebrity i have become... to be mamed by all... lick me from behind .. and i'll never return the favor... unless you ask... world... tell me what you love... and i'll get horny... maybe

Sam The Egg 06-11-2004 06:21 PM

I just can't do it, Dr. Christmas. Famine has ruined all the town's gold. Let us away, popular vote

jay o2 waster 06-11-2004 06:23 PM

Re: Fuck Me Jelly Beans!!
 
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Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
Run skitterbug run.. anybody want to swim through a giant room full of jelly beans... eat them maybe?... i sure as hell don't.. why did i post this... why did you post yours... can i go home with you ... or will my pants be around my ankles before i can get into the car..

12 times i've told you... what the fuck are you thinking when you drop quarters on the ground?!


thEsounDofdirT 06-11-2004 06:24 PM

mmmmmmmmm.... the taste of tuburculosis is so tangy... yet so sweet


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