that smelled like

ripe chitterlings frying

with moose piss

and a delicate

flambe'ed orangutan's nuts

with a nice

reduced blood sauce

drizzled over lettuce

and brain salad

with penis fries

"marvelous", said Jesus..






somone should compile all this madness, i bet its a hoot of a read.

I love fries

more than anything

even asian chicks.

It was a big greasy whore, and she loved big greasy men with sweaty thighs who wear feces, with lots of refreshing after shave, and he eats little human babies sautee'd in a garlic butter sauce. Got the shitd and the giggles and made love in the oubliette with a midget.

After two am in the morning, drove his car on the way to "whore express", where mother lives, happily waiting for his birthday gift; big black dildo. He didn't expect the kangaroo men to change into Bub the Zombie.

The crosses were heavy to carry and sometimes very rough and splintery. That's what she was afraid of. A huge zombie finding in the well a rotten water logged stinky corpse, that smelled like ripe chitterlings frying with moose piss and a delicate flambe'ed orangutan's nuts with a nice reduced blood sauce, drizzled over lettuce and brain salad with penis fries.

"Marvelous," said Jesus, I love fries more than anything, even Asian chicks!

else on earth

Ferret already beat you to that one.

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Through the door

suddenly came out

OMG, that is some funny shit! Keep it going folks!

Figured that would happen eventually. Was wondering who was gonna coagulate this thing first. :D


Tom "HairyPits" Giovanni

a giant Panda

You missed Festered, Mona Lisa.

singing a wonderful

(actually, I think we just posted at the same time 4:41) :)

giant Panda song

full of pithy

spongy hatred, and

maggots regergitating vomit

while dancing upon

a pool table

in a crowded

subway station. The

subway mutants awoke

and smoked weed.

"Can anyone find

my lover Newb

He's smokin' weed

and drinking beer

dressing his goose

in pink leotards

eating spicy burritos

and hes naked