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At least she dies in a few of them.
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Jaws: The Revenge House of 1000 Corpses Jason X Cabin Fever Have to agree with House of the Dead, The Village and Van Helsing too Thankfully obscure ones - The Legend of Bloody Mary Terror Toons Dying God Sickle Curse of Alcatraz Blood Trails Death Bed Older ones - Bloody Pit of Horror The Ape Man |
Jason X was a riot, I like Ninth Gate a lot, Cabin Fever wasn't great by any means but I didn't hate it, I always thought Van Helsing was an action flick, Equinox was ok... I can see myself getting frustrated by this one too.
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See- this is why I advised against this tournament. Everyone has their own flicks they think are bad and good... and what we consider bad is often somebody else's favorite.
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My personal choices would include Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker, Undead, Blair Witch Project (which wouldn't be in the tourney because it's well loved, I know), Blind Beast Vs. Killer Dwarf, Day of the Dead remake, the POINTLESS Psycho remake, Redneck Zombies, Scrapbook, The Stink of Flesh, Island of the Dead, Evil Dead Trap 2, Filthy McNasty, Hollywood Strangler Meets Skid Row Slasher, Last House on Dead End Street, Leprechaun, Nekromantik 2 (what a disappointment compared to the original love story), Automaton Transfusion... and that's just a beginning!
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this tourny should really piss me off.....movies I didn't hate
Jason X Van Helsing The Mummy [ 1999 ] Spawn |
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Yeah,i like alot of the movies you guys hate.,i think i'll sit this one out.
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Plenty of great suggestions. :D
So many crapfests fit the bill, and yeah like some of you pointed out, one person's stinker can be another person's fav...so it should be a bit of a frustration. But that would be the delight in the tournament, doncha think? ;) I think this one will be real fun. Don't sit out just yet, Mags, you ll love bashing the bowls-of-shit in this one! First match rolls out in a few... |
The Omen remake should take this puppy out. Or Undead...
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Round 1 Match 1
Starting off with 3 real stinkfests which will make you close your noses in a hurry... The name was supposed to be scary? Cmon... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...XL._SS500_.jpg vs. Monster in a box? Oversized penis! And guess what...he TALKS you to death...Oh boy... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...VL._SS500_.jpg vs. "This time it's personal"? Yeah right... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...2L._SS500_.jpg Choose the stinkiest of these stinkers... |
Jaws the Revenge
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"Monster in a box? Oversized penis! And guess what...he TALKS you to death...Oh boy..."
The Item. Hell, the blurb alone swayed my vote. |
ha, haven't seen the item, so i'll go with that jaws turd.
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Oh boy this should be real fun!
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I haven't seen The Item either, but I will also go with Jaws the Revenge.
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Jaws: The (stinking) Revenge wins with 5 hateful votes, The Item gets 1, while Boo surprisingly gets blobbed out! (no haters?!)
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Round 1 Match 2
Overdose of long hair can be lethal, and hard to swallow...:rolleyes: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...VL._SS500_.jpg vs. I am not even gonna touch the direct-to-video sequels after this one... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...RL._SS500_.jpg vs. Totally lives up to its name...try sitting through this one...:mad: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...hL._SS500_.jpg |
ugh, have to go with killjoy here i guess.
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Diabolical choices.
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Definitely Killjoy.
It may be late but I like to recommend the followings: S.I.C.K (2003) Dracula 3000 (2004) Haunted Highway (2006) Unholy (2007) June Cabin (2007) The Cook (2008) April Fool's day (2008) |
The Ring 2
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Killjoy...
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Killjoy is ebonic bunk.
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The Ring 2.
scary deer ? dumbest fucking thing i can remember seeing in a movie ever. the whole thing was stupid .. but the deer deserve a special award. |
Killjoy.............
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I'll go with Killjoy. It might be more racist than Birth of a Nation.
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One for the Mennonites(or whatever they were)- Corny Kids 2
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Killjoy shamelessly wins with 7 hateful tomatoes tossed at it, The Ring 2 scores 4, while Children of the Corn II get 2 eggs tossed at them.
Hmm...since we are talking about steaming pile of turds, it would be better to refer the choices as "egg splotches" or "tomatoes", instead of votes. :D |
The first was just ok, the rest are absolute shit, so Children of the Corn.
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They are annoying as hell, and they are hatching in space!!...enough said... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...8L._SS500_.jpg vs. Plenty of water, plenty of darkness...this pathetic remake had both (poor Jennifer Connelly but...GOOD GRIEF!!) http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...7L._SS500_.jpg vs. Shameless copy of Dead Alive, but horror in rain?! Cringeworthy till the last act... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...ZL._SS500_.jpg |
John Gardner once wrote that "Tedium is the worst pain". That's why I say Dark Water.
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