Don't call my grey ones ciggarettes again. And anyways who said there were rules in a fight?

I'll call the grey ones whatever I like. And I was referring to them being young students who act as servants (Fagging) to older students.

And the only time there aren't rules is when the one who breaks them thinks they'll lose if common rules (I.E - No kicking of the groin) are in place.

You sir, have not the first idea how to fight. You see, people like you, who think that there are rules in a fight, don't know how to fight, so they try to protect themselves with said rules. But I pose this question upon you young sir, do you appoint a referee in a street fight?

No, it's just where I come from in typical fights if somebody kicks someone in the balls or it becomes 2 on 1 then people step in and get pissed off. Obviously in big serious fights, these rules don't apply. And if a guy was coming at me with a baseball bat I wouldn't hesitate to kick him in his dangly bits.

BUT THEY'RE FUCKING SQUIRRELS!!!

grey Squirrels are american, and their influence in the American Revolution lead to the rebels using guerilla tactics, kicking the british firmly in the pants. It worked for them on their own soil 200 years ago, and you want them to change to silly english "Standing in tight squirrel formations and lobbing aconrs back and forth" garbage now?!


you, sir, are crazy.

Let us not forget that while the British red squirrels picked their acorns out of a pile and used different ones all the time, the American grey squirrel used their own acorns and were therefore more familiar and more accurate.

Squirrels have "dangly bits"

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/a...rel_nuts_1.jpg

Didn't the American squirrels throw all the nuts into Boston harbor?

That's... absolutely horrifying.

Lets not forget that the greys owe everything they know to the reds. Oh yeh, they are only directly descended from us. But I got no beef with the black squirrels, they got their own heritage. Yeh, the reds oppressed them along with the greys but we've put that behind us.


We're talking about people now right?

Yes, after our grey ones kicked the ever living shit out of your red ones.

I'd eat just about any kind of animal...squirrels look like they'd do alright in a curry or a casserole. Something baked low and slow.

Yeh, through numbers! You put 100 red and 100 grey against each other and the reds would win. Better training you see, because there's less of them to train. But our reds wouldn't do that. They worry about the economy and important things instead of picking fights. The only reason the reds are fighting is because the ex leader of them was scared of the retarded grey leader. But let's just hope those greys put the black squirrel in charge. Then things should get better.

So then you think Obama is the right choice for our next election?:confused:

What? We're talking about squirrels. You sir, are CRAZY! ;)