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Some remakes are alright;)
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i was really getting into this thread. someone should pick another movie. |
May I suggest... Battle Royale?
I learned: with some kinds of friends, who needs enemies anyway? |
i thought playing "chicken" on the monkey bars during recess was tough...
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*Singing*
"Hey Teacher.....Leave Them Kids Alone!!!" :D |
...tazers can be really, really fun.
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ok .. time to freshen up:
10 Things I learned from watching The Exorcist. keep 1 hand on the railing while going down the stairs. |
Medical science is worthless.
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When someone is posessed they will puke up green slime.
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Some 13 year old girls have very dirty mouths. :D
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Crucifixes can be dangerous.
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6) Don't accuse people of having gone bowling with Goebbels
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7) children of movie stars are seriously fucked-up
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8) max von sydow can do anything!
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9) Falling down long flights of stairs can hurt really really bad.
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10) Levitation is sweet!!!!
Next Movie: From Dusk Till Dawn 1) Watch out for Sex Machine.....He has a Cockgun. |
2) liquor store clerks cannot be trusted
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3) That the Titty Twister is the best bar name EVER!!!
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Your friend will let you go into a Bar he's never even been into.
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5) salma hayek is hot.
wait, i already knew that. |
6) Bands that play with body parts as instruments fucking rock!!!!
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Keitel & Clooney work pretty well together...
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Mexicans have a tendency to randomly transform into vampires...if there was ever a reason to close the border, there's one.;)
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pump-action crossbows and beer-filled condoms are better than wooden stakes anyday...
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Learn dutch before looking for sex in amsterdam
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Next movie: Hostel 2) Don't fuck with anyone with a blood hound tattoo. |
3) Hot girls willing to have sex with you probably have ulterior motives.
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4. They won't get away if you slit the Achilles' heel first.
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5. Shit movies sometimes have good endings.
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7.Pretend to choke and they'll remove the gag ball.
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8. Slovakian girls have great boobies...
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9) When running with a chainsaw...watch out for all the blood on the floor....you might slip.
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10) Torture horror is big business.
New Movie: Pet Cemetery 1) If your cat dies..... just get a new cat. |
dont listen to the ramones while driving a truck, you might run over a kid.
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even a mediochre movie can produce a kick ass tune
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OOO! OOO! OOO!
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5) As should have been learned from Poltergeist, Indian burial grounds are bad mojo. Avoid at all costs.
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6) Gage is a cool name. (my good friend named his son Gage)
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7) If you have to hand carry the body for miles through treacherous terrain and risk life and limb, it's probably not worth burying them there.
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