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ChronoGrl 03-09-2008 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkWanderer (Post 671195)
Signing off your computer at 5:00 PM on a Friday, turning out your office lights, putting on your coat, walking to the elevator, riding to the parking garage, getting in your car, putting your key in the ignition....

and having your cell phone go off so your boss can tell you to go back to your office and help with an emergency budget review so they can get Pass 5 submitted to Fiscal by the 10:00 AM Monday deadline.....>


WTF

That IS a big WTF.

...

As for me, this is a big WTF to myself:

I am SO incredibly and irrationally jealous of the fact that my extremely talentless ex-boyfriend got laid off, but had enough funds and time to write his first novel. I am SO jealous in fact, that I played ESTALKER this morning for a good 15-20 minutes to find his livejournal, his MySpace in hopes to glimpsing him typing about a REJECTION letter.

It's just not healthy. I need to get over it.

And I dumped him.

WTF CHRONO. KNOCK IT OFF.

Dante'sInferno 03-11-2008 06:00 AM

People that say WTF?I go WTF?!?!?!?!





Oh yeah and midget porn.

bloody_ribcut 03-11-2008 06:32 AM

jamie lee curtis selling activia, wtf?!

wildfire 03-11-2008 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bloody_ribcut (Post 671907)
jamie lee curtis selling activia, wtf?!

I just saw that Too............ WTF is our Scream Queen Thinking!!! :(

newb 03-11-2008 01:09 PM

If it was Ginger...I could understand it, but ............WTF!

DRIGGS, Idaho (AP) — Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.

She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

On Oct. 18, Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party that was held for her. According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve and repeatedly speed up and slow down. When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases used to store marijuana.

The 69-year-old Wells, founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute and organizer of the region's annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest, then failed a sobriety test.

Wells' lawyer, Ron Swafford, said that a friend of Wells' testified that he'd left a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle after using it that day, and that Wells was unaware of it. Swafford also said several witnesses were prepared to testify that Wells had very little to drink at the party and was not intoxicated when she left. He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

Zero 03-11-2008 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 671433)
That IS a big WTF.

...

As for me, this is a big WTF to myself:

I am SO incredibly and irrationally jealous of the fact that my extremely talentless ex-boyfriend got laid off, but had enough funds and time to write his first novel. I am SO jealous in fact, that I played ESTALKER this morning for a good 15-20 minutes to find his livejournal, his MySpace in hopes to glimpsing him typing about a REJECTION letter.

It's just not healthy. I need to get over it.

And I dumped him.

WTF CHRONO. KNOCK IT OFF.

He will be rejected - over and over and over. . . in fact, if he claims its being 'published' it'll probably be self-published vanity nonsense. . . trust me you will have the last laugh


(or it will shoot to the top of the NYT best seller list and he'll be on Oprah - but I prefer my earlier scenario)

Angra 03-11-2008 02:11 PM

Farts......

Freak 03-11-2008 02:16 PM

So Chrono is single now eh? Well let me welcome you to the singles club here at HDC.Are motto is "It Sucks".

Angra 03-11-2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freak (Post 672007)
So Chrono is single now eh? Well let me welcome you to the singles club here at HDC.Are motto is "It Sucks".


Speak for yourself.

I find it peaceful. There's nobody to prove u wrong in anything. Nobody to complain or nag.:)

bloody_ribcut 03-11-2008 02:42 PM

..ohh yeaahhh, ..its cool being without a girl......no sex....i mean who wants that shit?






































wtf?

Angra 03-11-2008 02:56 PM

Probably none who think with his dick..

Zero 03-11-2008 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angra (Post 672013)
Probably none who think with his dick..

there's something else to think with? WTF???

Angra 03-11-2008 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Zero (Post 672015)
there's something else to think with? WTF???


Oh, go throw some poo, monkeyboy.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...ame_engine.jpg

Zero 03-11-2008 03:15 PM

Incoming!!!

wildfire 03-11-2008 05:50 PM

I need to vent................. I have been dealing with being a pain pill addict for 20 years. I'm doing a lot better but I'm haveing a bad day. I want it BAD!! It's fucked up my life you would think I'd get a Clue. But I want to hide and it feels so dam good. I'm sure It's Going to be the death of me if i can't finally kick it.
I have not had any for three weeks but if I could get my hands on it Today I would take it. Fuck I'm WEAK!! :( :(

Elvis_Christ 03-11-2008 06:12 PM

That sucks wildfire don't give in your doing pretty well not having any for three weeks.

Freak 03-11-2008 06:17 PM

Keep staying with.I myself used to be a coke addict.I tried to quit of many occasions only to fall into relapse.But finally with the support of my freinds and family I was able to get clean and have been clean for almost a year now.But I'm not gonna lie I think about it every day and even find myself sometimes missing it.But it ain't worth it casue it cost me so much.And I dont mean just money.

fortunato 03-11-2008 06:17 PM

yeah, man. you should be proud of yourself for having gone three weeks without any. that's tough.

just keep it up. you've gotten this far, so it's obvious you have the strength necessary to kick the habit.

(congratulations, freak, as well)

Zero 03-11-2008 06:21 PM

stay strong and take pride in facing your pain

wildfire 03-11-2008 06:23 PM

Thanks For your support. You Have always been some really great People!! I'm Safe for today I'm in the middle of nowhere with no car. Mabey tomarrow will be better!!

Zero 03-11-2008 06:25 PM

i really like the WILCO song - either way - off the sky blue sky album. . . its about facing addiction and making it one day and realizing that whether good or bad it all comes together. i highly recommend it to everyone facing addiction issues.

stay strong

wildfire 03-11-2008 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Zero (Post 672080)
i really like the WILCO song - either way - off the sky blue sky album. . . its about facing addiction and making it one day and realizing that whether good or bad it all comes together. i highly recommend it to everyone facing addiction issues.

stay strong

I Think i can make it just don't sling poo at me!! LOL ;)

ChronoGrl 03-13-2008 02:46 PM

WTF F*CKING FINANCIAL LOAN INSTITUTIONS THAT F*CK WITH YOU WHEN ALL YOU WANT TO F*CKING DO IS PAY FOR CLASSES YOU F*CKING TOOK A F*CKING YEAR AGO

WTF SALLIEMAE BURN IN F*CKING HELL


...




Chronogrl will now be accepting donations to her educational survitude cause. Any and all contributions will be appreciated.

ChronoGrl 03-13-2008 02:56 PM

THIS is how I feel right now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5470NSUR_w.jpg

ChronoGrl 03-19-2008 04:43 AM

So.

We're hiring a lot of new people at work. Fine. Great. Grand. Wonderful.

That means that people have to be displaced. Fine. It happens. Whatever.

They moved me into a broom closet. That I'm sharing.

...

Fine.

...

But the icing on this sordid professional cake is that when they labeled my place in said broom closet, they didn't even get my title right. My job title is Associate Product Manager.

Title in broomcloset: Product Support.

Talk about a subversive demotion.

Today sucks. Absolutely and totally and completely sucks.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rl/failure.jpg

_____V_____ 03-19-2008 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 674178)
Today sucks. Absolutely and totally and completely sucks.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/i...ia2008/hug.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...o/im20here.jpg

newb 03-19-2008 05:03 AM

Today sucks. Absolutely and totally and completely sucks.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...cing_boobs.gif








sorry....i'm not as good as ______V_______ at the comforting thing

ChronoGrl 03-19-2008 05:16 AM

Thanks, guys. V for the hug and Newb for the boobies (boobies do make everything at least a little better). I seriously need it today.

I am just honestly trying to advance professionally. This job was a significant promotion (new company - just started in August) and I want to keep moving forward.

AUSTIN316426808 03-19-2008 06:14 AM

Shitty ISPs, that cut off for days at a time.

bloody_ribcut 03-19-2008 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AUSTIN316426808 (Post 674193)
Shitty ISPs, that cut off for days at a time.

that sucks, that happened to me last weekend.......

fortunato 03-19-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 674183)
Thanks, guys. V for the hug and Newb for the boobies (boobies do make everything at least a little better). I seriously need it today.

I am just honestly trying to advance professionally. This job was a significant promotion (new company - just started in August) and I want to keep moving forward.

i'll keep you in my thoughts as i flip the bird to the man.
a giant, raging middle finger.

together, now...

Psycom5k 03-19-2008 05:08 PM

Calling the IRS and getting an estimated wait time of 2 hours at 9PM.........WTF?!

ChronoGrl 03-19-2008 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 674274)
i'll keep you in my thoughts as i flip the bird to the man.
a giant, raging middle finger.

together, now...

YAH! DAMN THE MAN!!!

At least I'm taking a long weekend for the rest of the week. Fortunado - We'll unleash our mutant zombie-legged sharks on them. DAMN THEM ALL!

fortunato 03-19-2008 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 674305)
YAH! DAMN THE MAN!!!

At least I'm taking a long weekend for the rest of the week. Fortunado - We'll unleash our mutant zombie-legged sharks on them. DAMN THEM ALL!

you think they're ready?
bah, who am i kidding? of course they're ready.

we've been starving them for weeks now and treating them with heavy doses of radiation and "fun" chemicals, so this should be great.

i'll bring the camera!

oranj 03-20-2008 03:51 PM

hoppy easter
 
The bunny-eared slasher from Red Velvet.

Zero 03-20-2008 04:04 PM

a friendly word of advice- people around here often get cranky about folks coming to promote their indie films without really becoming part of the community. there are some forums- upcoming films, indies, filmmakers - on the board that are more appropriate for pushing your product (which is really spam)

best of luck with the flick

urgeok2 03-20-2008 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Zero (Post 674605)
a friendly word of advice- people around here often get cranky about folks coming to promote their indie films without really becoming part of the community.

it never bothered me when people were honest about it ..

the ones that bug me are the ones that try to fake it :

"hey guys !! anyone hear of this cool new movie "The 45$ backyard massacre?"

i just rented it and it rocked !! tons of skin, gore and laughs !!


but when they say - hey - i just made this film and thought you might want to check it out - what the hell, this is a horror forum...

Freak 03-20-2008 06:56 PM

My boss bitching at me about not getting something he first told me to cause I was doing something else he told me to do ten minutes. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUSTIN316426808 03-21-2008 07:01 PM

People who like apples but don't like apple juice.

Despare 03-21-2008 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 674645)
it never bothered me when people were honest about it ..

the ones that bug me are the ones that try to fake it :

"hey guys !! anyone hear of this cool new movie "The 45$ backyard massacre?"

i just rented it and it rocked !! tons of skin, gore and laughs !!


but when they say - hey - i just made this film and thought you might want to check it out - what the hell, this is a horror forum...

Like Zombietown, I'll probably check it out because the guy was honest when he said he worked for the company. Seems like that film school is just as bad with their viral marketing, very indirect. WTF is up with that?


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