OH! Something else just came to me related to my first and second questions...

Why is it called 'giving' head?...It seems more like TAKING it than giving it...I never understood that one either

Because she gives her head to him to poke and mutilate as he pleases.

OH...I thought that was called 'skullfucking' (which makes perfect sense, I have no questions about that one)...I was thinking that 'giving head' referred to the other head

See.


Now we're actually on a topic much suiting to the thread title.

Your momma!!

Oh, oh, oh snap. Yo momma's such a fat whore she gives handjobs with butter.

My mom is dead.

I have no questions about that one either :D

You say that as if it's something I should have known.

Well?

How do you feel about yourself now?



































I'm just fucking with you, farthead. :p


Damn, i've got a dark sense of humor... Yeah well. :cool:

That's better than "Jerking someone off" sounds like it has something to do with removing an appendage.

My mom is dead. = Last weapon in the arsenal

Yeah, half the people at my school say that, now unless it's a friend or something and I'm absolutely sure, I just say "Haha!"

Yeah, but that one makes way more sense than 'blowjob'

And that means?

No offense intended to those whose mothers have passed on...

But whenever a "yo momma" joke goes flying I turn deadpan and say "My Mom is Dead"

Kills the joke instantly.

Dirty Pool

AND

Why do they call it "butt fucking" I thought the butt was the cheek region, shouldn't it be "Butthole fucking"?

You're saying i'm a party pooper, right? ;)

I think 'butt' can be used for the cheeks, the hole, or the butt as a whole (hahaha...punny)...Like when someone says "shove it up your ass" or "blow it out your ass", you know exactly what they mean, and it makes sense

So did i win? Can I have my reward now?



PLEEEEEEASE, MOMMY!!!! :(

I just call it "Rectum-Ranching"

But, doesn't 'ranching' mean like cultivating or raising something?...I don't get THAT one at all...

Yes...You get rectum ranching...As soon as I figure out what that means...hahaha :p

I say Ranching referring to ranch dressing, which is white... get it?


I have too much time on my hands...

Whose ranching Angra's rectum?

SWEET!!!!!!

OH...I get it

So...There ya go Angra :D

Get out the dressing

Please.

Let that be a surprise.

Peek-A-Boo?

You just made me think of something funny...French dressing...Rectum Frenching....hahahaha...ewww

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One time I downloaded a video off of Ares that said "Celebrity Deathmatch" and when I opened a lady was giving a guy mouth sex and then the dog came in and she started kissing it's poo-hole.

And NOW this thread lives up to its title....

thats disgusting!:eek:

I've gotten tons of false-promises fulfilled with nasty porn. Transvestites, Pregnant lesbians, THANKS A LOT FOR SHOWING ME ARES!

i had sex with 5 different women, and that was pleasuring!:rolleyes:

I had sex with no women and I pleasure myself! ;)

hahaha! and you, assholes thought that was true, hahaha!

you masturbate ur self?!:confused: :eek:

Why do you keep thinking you can trick us? You saying something retarded and then 2 seconds later after literally one person has read it you say "Haha! Assholes, you're stupid, you thought I was telling the truth!"