Ha! Skid marks on your underwear.

I'm kind to animals.

sexually molesting dogs is not being kind..




i think before i speak

:D Kiwi's cherp crudley sista!

I'm so drunk tables were danced under, over and my fingers are clever.

enough to tickle testicles well

I'm very well kept

But neither of them can find the shift key?

I need more braaaaaiinnnssssssssss, more cops more paramedics and more cider.

You need to stop trying so hard to be cool.

I like astronomy

Cuz your head's in the clouds.

I'm intelligent.

(that was good)

Always being able to guess the number of jelly beans does not make you intelligent

I am very knowledgeable about the Occult

the "helo bunny" occult.

I have good taste in clothes.

...if you were a caveman.


Im in good shape

Round's a good shape... (ZING!)

I have my appendix still.

But my bowels keep moving!



i have thick hair...

cuz you cant afford the surgeory



my my elbows are symetrical

On my back.


I get lots of Vitamin C.

too late.....its probably the beer

Posting a new one?

In Flintstone vitamins







I am a wonderful member of this forum.

Yes, I'm sure you're full of wonder that you're still a member of this forum...lol


I have perfect teeth

For a bat-girl



I am the most coherent poster on HDC

...which, looking at the competition, is nothing to brag about.


Im a great actor

In gay porn






I am one sexy mofo.....

your father's opinion doesnt count




i dont get drunk quick

You have to drink Zima fast







I am hung like an infant.

Just like your mom


I have great taste in music

..............................

If your Boy George




I love to show off my man boobs

...to kids at the playground.


Im really tired

my fingers are average length

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what do you mean, i said just like you mom

Yeah, I get it now. Sorry dude, Im too damn tired.

So where were we? Oh yeah, right:

"my fingers are average length"

Perfect size for your asshole.


Im very well organized

no, now i dont want to play anymore

With your gay porn collection







I am the best cook in the world

I marinate the bodies so they're nice and tender.

I'm very patient.

uhuh..mental patient...



my mommy loves me

Me too.





I have a snake man.

But not the way your daddy does...ewww



I have beautiful kids

they must take after thier father





my ears are pretty

Unfortunately, they're your best feature

I have noblesse oblige.

I hope you're not contagious...:p



I have a somewhat fun personality