even if they pulled a knife on you, you'd have to wait till they'd finished cutting themselves first

LOL!

in drab, lifeless voice
Life is pain... And i'll show you pain. Ow... it hurts so deep... I think I need to change my pants...

that guy sounds like he's wearing leather pants

You no, a graveyard is actually one of the safest places on the world if there was a worldwide zombie infestation. The reason is because once the dead rise and walk, they won't be there anymore, and rarely do people go to cemetaries on a general basis so you may have 2 or 3 to handle maybe once a week.

Pissing off the back porch naked with my eyes closed.

I just got one for ya...It's not about ME...But...

It's 10:30pm here...Pretty dark out...been snowing ALL day (about mid-shin right now)...Alex and Dustin noticed some LARGE (much bigger than ours, and we do NOT have small feet) footprints, from the road that cross our neighbor's front yard, into our front yard, then over our 5ft fence, and continue into our backyard as far as they could see...So...Right now they are out there "tracking bigfoot" in the snow...:rolleyes:

Being goofy is a mistake that can get you killed...right?

What are they going to do if they find him? Get him stoned?

not unless there virgins

sounds like a peeping tom, you better set up a video cam. i bet theres an old man wacking off outside your window as we speak

lately i been staying up late and dropping in my bed without closing window's.i must have some kind of death wish since i know there's crazy people walking around yelling at themselves in my neighborhood, and still do it.

shit..we get that here too.
Mostly young thugs but ..these guys are american gangster wanna-be's..
you stand up to them and they run..
Last time they crossed me..i dumped a can of fence paint on them.
HA..and thier ganster whores..tried to step out a new family that just moved into the neighbourhood..they got thier asses whopped by the new girls in the block.
Was fucken hilarious.

-Smirks-
You can ask my family, I've learned from all of the peoples mistakes in horror films. If I hear a loud noise upstairs, I don't just go look, I go to the kitchen and get the biggest damn knife I can find. I have swords upstairs, so they would have a collection of weapons to choose from, so I take no chances. :D

yeah, the gangsters are funny till they beat you with metal pipes and burn you under a pile of tire's.
the maniac around my house looks like some war vet, he walks around the streets wearing camoflodge yelling math problems."TWO PLUS THIRTY EQUALS FIFTY FOUR" and i dont even know if it's right, im no mathmatician.lol

LOL.
now that would be damned hilarious to hear.
Next time..grab a calculator and add with him.
The gangsa's around here are just a bunch of dumbasses.
Honestly..I was so fucken mad..i chased a couple of them down the road while my family were screaming at me to get back.
And when i caught them , they were like doin all this heavy stand up routine..
and when i dumped a can of paint over them (they tagged my fence 2xs too many)..LOL.The fat one was almost in tears and threatened to get his mother.
And when she came over all angry like..i called her and her son a couple of names..then we ended up having coffee.
Thats how mean our gangsters are over here in NZ.

The only way i would die would be because i listen to my music on full blast.(Most of you know what i listen to mostly)So a serial killer could easily hesd bang with me and me not even know it then he could chop my head off

it's funny to hear till he looks at you and asigns homework.lol

i know what your talking about,
i jam out and cant hear shit.
i probably wouldnt even know
that i/ve been killed.

Yeah same for me...:D



NIN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"moshes"