"Hey Uncle, there's a white man"

"i've seen one"

Die Hard with a Vengeance

carrie

there all gonna laugh at you

I think after 5 pages it's about time someone said....

"you're gonna need a bigger boat" :)

"I don't know much about movies" - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

Clash of the Titans - stygian witches http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...2/giggle-1.gif

"gimme the eye, gimme the eye"

Here's some great ones from Silence of the Lambs.




Hannibal Lecter- Good evening, Clarice.



Jame Gumb- It rubs the lotion on it's skin,it does this whenever it's told.



Hannibal Lecter- A census taker once tried to test me.I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.




Hannibal Lecter- I do wish we could chat longer,but... I'm having an old friend for dinner.



Hannibal lecter- Senator did you nurse Catherine yourself?
Senator Ruth Martin- Yes, I did.
Hannibal lecter- Toughened your nipples,didn't it?:D

More Silence of the Lambs quotes.



Hannibal Lector- Now then, tell me, what did Miggs say to you?Multiple Miggs in the next cell.He hissed at you.What did he say?
Clarice Starling- He said " I can smell your cunt"
Hannibal Lector- I see. I myself cannot.







Hannibal Lector- If I help you,Clarice,it will be "turns" for us too.I tell you things,you tell me things.Not about the case,though ,about yourself. Quid pro quo.Yes or no.

dont care what anyone says but mean girls rocks...you all know tina fey does anywhos



Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.




[Damien is in the Girl's Bathroom]
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!



Mr. Duvall: Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking, ?Did someone get shot?. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling.
[all girls shout, no, and whisper among themselves]
Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.





Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white


Gretchen: That is so fetch!



Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history.
Damian: Say crack again.
Janis: Crack.




Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.


Karen: [holds her boob] There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!



Regina: Boo, you whore!



Karen: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles.
[beat]
Karen: And I'm sorry for telling everyone.
[beat]
Karen: And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.



Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.

Back to the future part 2

"Make like a tree and get outta here!"

Halloween

"Was that the boogeyman?"

"As a matter of fact...it was"

Donald Pleasence, you rock! R.I.P

Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Megan Vandergeld: It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me?
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn't?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I'm sorry, but uhm... we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office
[laughs]
Marcus Copeland: A klept-ho-maniac!
[laughs]
Megan Vandergeld: [arrogantly] Your mother shops at Saks.
Marcus Copeland: [indignantly]
[as Tiffany Wilson]
Marcus Copeland: What?
[the Vandergeld sisters proudly do siss-fingers]
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"
Heather Vandergeld: Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:
[blows powder from hand, and everyone starts to laugh]
Heather Vandergeld: Your mother is so, like... She's so...
[to Megan]
Heather Vandergeld: Megan you go!
Megan Vandergeld: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"

Idiot Box, "what are ya doing?", "I'm playeing bass", "Na, I'm playeing bass".

Idiot box once more, " If it's not the asshole of the world, you can smell it from here"

Fifth Element:

Do you recognize thge terrorists?
I dont know! But they're big, they're mean, and they're ugly!

(All): managalors...


Dirty Harry:
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

I am a Death Dealer, sworn to destroy those known as the Lycans. Our war has waged for centuries, unseen by human eyes. But all that is about to change.

-"Underworld"

Team America is loaded with good lines.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!



I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.


OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
No.
So then, you haven't seen everything.

You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

- I'm gonna swallow your soul!
- Swallow this!

Evil Dead 2

Best line ever.

Full Metal Jacket


Private Gomer Pyle- Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman-I will motivate you, private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

From Playing God...

David Duchovny (Eugene): You gonna hurt me?
Timothy Hutton (Raymond): You asking because you're afraid or because you want me to?
David Duchovny (Eugene): Just trying to plan my day.

From Office Space...

Paul Willson (Bob Porter): Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons): I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

And of course...From Devil's Rejects:

Bill Moseley (Otis): There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.

We know how well THAT worked for him. :D

I love that flick!!:)






"You rode a fifteen year old boy straight into his grave,and the rest of us, straight to hell."



Young Guns 2

i love that soooooo much....fav scene and twas sherris fav scene too

"What we got here is....failure to communicate."



Cool Hand Luke

Yep, another good one!

Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.


Dory: Hey conscience, am I dead?



Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...



Dory: [to Bruce] Sorry. Could you come back later? We're trying to escape.



Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?



Dory: I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
[baby talk]
Dory: Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy



yep a big dory fan....that i am :rolleyes:

What movie is that from?

Office Space! When we see him in other movies, we always say, hah the stapler guy!

Ahh...But THIS is where it all started:

http://www.youtube.com/v/0B7_mC0j2c0

This one is AFTER the stapler segment...I can't find the first one...:mad:

Love that movie too. Although to be anally correct, it's "7.62 millimeter. Full metal jacket." Referring to the caliber in his gun. :) I love his insane eyes in that scene.

The Frighteners


Dammers: Sheriff! You are violating my territorial bubble.




Judge: When a man's jaw bone drops off it's time to reassess the situation.




Dammers: My body is a rodemap of pain.

HaHa! Love it!!!!

I don't know much about guns.:o



Vincent D'onofrio is great in this film.

Besides the "Oh God, aaaaagghhh!" From John Holmes in all of his movies, I also liked it when he said "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" I always got a chuckle out of these!

John Holmes was a AID's spreading jerk!

Whatever. You probably don't even know anything about him.

"What an excellent day for an exorcism"



Ragan/ Pazuzu from the Exorcist.

Otis B. Driftwood: [to Wendy, mocking her that he killed her husband and Roy] We regret to inform you that the show "Banjo and Sullivan" will be cancelled tonight.



Baby: You could go piss yourself for all I care.




Captain J.T. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
Susan: What's that about clown business?
[laughs nervously]
Captain J.T. Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch?



Baby: Stupid cunt. There ain't no bullets in this thing. It's all fucking mind power.



Otis: Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!



Otis: I know what I know and I know I don't like that nut sack.




Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

I also like the way Baby says "I KNOW you heard me."

i totally know what you mean...there were other lines but they have to be heard to be affective....or is it effective?

" Two days ago,I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker.You want out of here? You talk to me."





Max from The Road Warrior.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...hnbelushi2.jpg
They took the bar.....They took the whole FUCKING BAR