that was what i thought too

didn't look up that far ;)

i bet the guy's who's balls will be resting on it did :p :p

@ Rayne- Not to be an ass kisser, but totally honest... You are a great moderator, very diplomatic, very democratic, and very much a part of the forum. For instance, the way you handled the "Bigloader incident" was superb. You got a good laugh from him, but when you decided that he wasn't going to get the hint and bugger off, you posted the "Here's how it's gonna go down" thread about banning him onsight. (It wasn't actually called that, but that was the gist of it). So, don't sell yourself short.

I think the three of you, Rayne, Zwoti, and Kpro, kick some ass as mods. Lala posted a very interesting thread earlier about adding an aditional moderator. She made excellent points in her case. However, another moderator is a lot more government at this point, especially if Austin returns.

due to such bad publicity and views on this thread, ive decided not to carry on with it.

not being pervy or nothing,,
but what the hell has that dude got stuffed in his pants???

a pair of scissors, unfortunatly, he put the blades thewrong way around...

That's very nice of you...The point I was trying to make is:

If you're going to do ANY type of awards, it should be based on the BEST, not the FAVORITE...

I am aware that everyone likes some people better here than others, but do we really need to point that out?

Awards are supposed to be given in recognition of something done well...The problem with MOST awards ceremonies (I don't remember the names of all of them, but they are apparently taken very seriously in their various industries), is that too many people rely on popularity, and those who truly work hard don't receive the accolades they deserve just because they didn't kiss ass hard enough...I think musicians suffer from this the most...Ever been to a 'Best Of The Bands' competition? The band who can get the most fans to show up, wins...That's bullshit...It SHOULD be based on who performs the best, don't ya think?...It's just unfair, and that's why it bothers me...

Zwoti and I may be favorites of some of the members here...But, solely based on BEST, Zwoti has it wrapped up

i still think it would be great to do the 'biggest son of a bitch bastard' type of contest.

I'd be honored to be nominated for that bad boy :D

Yes, that WOULD be a lot of fun, as long as people doesn´t take the awards too personally or/and gets offended about it.

i wouldnt - but a lot of other people would.

I think it'd be great. Kind of a comic spoof of the HDC Awards.

A roast thread for certain members would also be great. Maybe we could start a series of those?

Now THAT would be funny...But, only for those 'less sensitive' members...

hey, i already have to deal with being called the biggest post whore every year.

a title that seems to automatically go to the person withthe biggest post count regardless of the percentage of inane/irrelevant (to anything) posts made by other people :D

I'm sure all 16 thousand whatever posts you have made are relevant... :D

maybe 2 werent.


well, 3 now :D

Relevance is all relative in relation to relativity.

relatively speaking of course.


damn, thats 4 now

But you'll only accomplish what you set out to do, if accomplishing to do is to get Vod accomplished in spell checkers. :D

The new Categories (by popular demand)
 

THE ANTI-AWARDS!

1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevantposts
10. Most sarcastic

Please only vote for those you know will not take offence, you can vote somebody into more than one category. PM me all votes, terms and conditions apply may not actually clean teeth. I will PM the winer of each category to ask them if they mind me puttingtheir name up. Lines close sunday, results posted monday.

What on earth does that mean?:confused:

ypports backwards. Duh.

stroppy col adj :
belligerent, bad tempered, awkward to deal with.

Thanks...I've never heard that word before...Will wonders never cease?...

I'll take # 5

and fuckity fuck fucker fuck fuckit .....er....fuck...#6

#9

not to mention my fucking back is killing me and my tits are hitting the floor....#4

i'll take #3 - you bunch of fucking retards.

actually - 2 catagories are missing ...


1) biggest thread derailer ..(thats me hands down)

2) biggest thread killer (ferretchucker/omcdave - tie)
(following one of their posts is like following someone with the runs into the bathroom ... i just dont want to go there anymore.)

I think stroppy is a British word, hey I might win something ....... finally :rolleyes:

I take 10. No, I'm not being sarcastic right now.


Or maybe i am. I cant tell any more....

yep, stroppy is an english word, means just what Flayed said


you win...*hug... hug... hug...mwah* happy :)

deliriously so :D

or should that be DELIRIOUSLY SO :mad:

;)

I might get a honorable mention for this as well. :cool:

1. Biggest thread whore (posts around with all the threads)
2. Most mod ass kisser.
3. Most bastardly to other members
4. Most old lady complainer like
5. Most lame joker
6. Biggest swearer (there's gonna be some fighting over this title)
7. Most stroppy
8. Most thread obese (posts the most on any thread)
9. Most irrelevant posts
10. Most sarcastic

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...dc/grammy2.jpg

*ahem* i'd like to begin by thanking the academy for recognizing this amazing body of work i have put together. although, in fairness, if you didn't recognize how much i deserve all these awards the mud would really be in your face, not mine. after all, the real question was 'are you smart enough to perceive the brilliance that is me.' my brilliance was, well really still is and for that matter always shall be, self evident.

so, in closing and come to think of it, i think the academy should be thanking me for doing work so amazing that it justified the existence of your petty awards show in the first place. let's face it - without me these awards would just be meaningless categories going to people who we all know would be just faking it. Therefore, the only thing i can say is: "You're Welcome!"

Sorry zero I was "awarded" No. 7 and I ain't giving it back, so there! :p

stop arguing and start sending me nominations! you can only vote for yourself once! I havent recieved a single PM.

Don't hold your breath.

I think they are ignoring you again! :rolleyes:

Ferret... You've got to be from another planet (not necessarily a bad thing), and don't try to tell me you're just English. My ex boyfriend was from New Castle and was living in Sheffield when we met. He went through British and out the other side. Plus, I'm talking to one of my oldest and dearest friends who's from Worksop in Yorkshire. Not to mention Zwoti, Shanks, Presser I would name some more, but I wonder about them as well(;) ). So, level with us. We won't tell the FBI, or Scotland Yard or whomever the hell it is.:D

Da, it is true, my veal name is being Einshanv Svekenski. I am being sneaking out of the S.U. Please to be not telling ze KGB. Or i vill be execute.

yay sexy time