Am I the only one that doesn't know what 'chav' means?

Was thinking the same thing...

I'm a bit lost myself...

unless he's english, i don't see why ferretchucker would be using that word, since it's british slang, methinks.

edit : which he is, just looked through the rest of the thread. chavs are like wiggers or people who try and act "gangsta". lol why i don't understand is what am i not allowed to have my burberry umbrella when i go to london. little help, ferret ?

I only have my left ear pierced

oh, that is so gay

Oh, well "gangsta" I am not, so I should be alright.

Also, I just got my ear pierced this morning. I got my left one done, and I don't even notice it now. My ear is slightly red though.

Faggot?

Yes, a chav i s awanna be gangsta who smokes, takes drugs, wears casual sportwear (i.e nike, addidas) and wears needless jewellry that looks stupid. They listen to rap and gangsta rap. Also they vandelize things and do very bad spray painting. Yes they are usually white people and not many people like them. Burbery, as you said, is not a good idea to wear in london as many people associate that with female chavs. Shame, it used to be a good make. Chavs also assume they are better than everyone else. Heres a piccy of one.

Chavs go around saying "BRAP" a lot, and generally speak in other "gansta" ways by spelling everything incorrectly, saying things like "innit" and calling each other "blud".

They are complete scum, but unfortunately more and more are appearing throughout britain. They are also called things like "townies" and "neds" but Chav is the now common name that we all use.

They want to be black, however they are usually extremely racist towards people from the middle-east, who they call "paki" even though they arent usually from Pakistan.

They hate the police, and pretty much anyone who isnt a chav. They like to spend their time hanging around outside shops in gangs, or down the park with a huge bottle of cheap cider getting drunk at the age of 13. The girl chavs are extremely easy, and usually have at least an STD or a child by the age of 14.

I would actually kill one in cold blood if I knew I could get away with it. They are ruining my country which I would die for.

Then I think you should.
Kill them. Kill them all, or die trying.
For your country.

Or, yknow, don't...

:D

I only have one peircing right now and that my left ear.. I want to get one in my right and uppoer left but im keeping them on the ears.

HAHA!!! That's how my girlfriends ears are!

yo - i say 'brap to dat' - dat ali g guy has a lot to answer for!

Ali G is a legend, but hes ripping it out of chavs, which they dont seem to realise. Anyway his Borat character is my favourite.

Borat the movie coming out soon :D

EDIT: Not sure if you will understand what ripping it means. It's means ripping the piss out of, or in other words, taking the piss. In other words, taking the mickey, get it? :D lol

I do believe you have lost me.

Hold it!

Are you saying it's okay to call Pakistanis 'Pakis', then?

no, but what he's pointing out is thatchavs call all middle easterns (including indians and chinese) pakis. The thing that i find annoying is that loads of people are becoming chavs because close friends of their do. And more and more of my oldest and closest friendsare becoming them.
I wrote a story for my english exam just totally taking the piss out of chavs. And my teacher is a bit of a rocker so she gave me a 6+ and i was in year 7. Some of the charcters were called Innit O'chav, Issit McBruv and Scumbag Brapenheimer.

it must be a bitch going to bed every night.

Q: If it's wrong to call a Pakistani a 'Paki', why can we get away with calling the Scottish 'Scots' (or the British 'Brits') and go for a 'Chinkies' when we fancy a Chinese meal?

Or can we?

:confused:

good point. Personally i never quite saw why that offended pakistanis, althoughi know why not pakistanis dont like it. Good point, i once walked into a chinese and said "I was at USA chicken when i thought, why am iat this cheap place, I'll go for a good meal at the chinky." And the man just laughed. They dont find it offensive. I do however find being called a brit offensive. Im english not british. Britain is the continent i live in (I am one of those people who dont think we should be part of europe and view britain as a continent). Do you walk up to a russian and say "are you asian?" no. So I am Enlish, but I'm from Britain.

Did you get that?

Here is a little picture to show what i think Great Britain should be. As you can see, i have broken up wales and made it the following counties : Wils and Walst set around England. I have moved devon and cornwall up and made it a country called Cornvon. I have not included the R.O.F because i do not view them as a part of britain. Nothern Ireland has becme a county called Irelon just underneath Cornvon. I have also decided to forget a wall and make a river between us and Scotland. Enjoy!