. . . of course, for the record, i totally cleaned his clock. . . just for the record!

and so i must repeat..
your both fuckin crazy!!! :D

I call Ernie...

First thing i thought when reading the subject:

Is this a competition for the biggest wise-ass on HDC?

you can call me MR. Biggest Wise-Ass - thank you very much!

:D

Is that literally the first thing you thought? Amazing observation...


I think I'll take Biggest Wise-Ass, Zero.

OKay, i get a kcik out of the fact that IA tried to use his beastiality comments so poorly...

"At least horses have abig dick"...


Reminds me of "I eat little pieces of shit liek you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit?"

sorry dude.. the monkey-number wjhooped yo ace. i was aughing at ia's comments, but Zero almost got me in trouble at work...


Oh, and I thought i was the biggest smart ass here... I certainly have a greater volume of smart ass posts than you two...







I mean really.... the wife comments died when he said he hadnt been married, and you repeatedly tried to insult the other guy by saying YOU were jerkingoff to beast porn... what the hell dude? :)

Hey!!! You weren't supposed to tell anybody!!!!!!!!!!







:D

Look on the bright side, at least he didnt show anybody.

Tis true!

hmm, i always thought of Vod as just the plain old regular "biggest ass" - i never thought to put the 'wise' in there anywhere??

:D

I never said i was wise, just smart.

And I dont have a big ass. quit looking at it. I'm not that hairy, not really your type. I gather that IA likes the smooth asses based on hispedo comment in the new movie section.


Why do i get the feeling im picking 2 fights at once?

:D

not with me - the whole thing with IA was set-up. . . generally speaking i'm a lover not a fighter!

I know :)

I was "Prodding" you guys :)

'cause I'm all bad-ass and stuff. You monkey.

Oooh, somebody's been following my posts...

Want me to send ya an 8x10 with a kiss on it, ya FREAK?

:D

Wait, dont you mean "Can you send me an 8x10 with a" oh hell, forget it.

Shut up....

*Voice quivering*
Just shut up.....

You had me at hello.

*sniff*

This aint gonna lead to a passionate kiss in the rain, is it?


...cuz it stopped raining over here about 45 minutes ago.

awww. . ..

hahahaha

You really DO have one for everything.

i'm well read

Oh.. KISS?


Hmmm....

*Puts away condoms and vaseline*


Sorry.... i can take it slow...

ewww - i think the next version of this should be IA and Vod in a vaseline wrestling contest. . . i'll be referee

You like to watch, eh? I htought so. We were just kidding. Pervert.

who me? uh. . . uhm. . . no. . . ha ha . . . i mean. . . yeah, i was just kidding too. . . let me just put that kiddie pool filled with vaseline away and we can all have a big laugh about it. . . . ahem.

:D

:p

Head hurt yet?

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Man, this dumb thread is still going?

Jesus, who started this pile of shit?

...

I dont know. some retards. Real ugly ones. Dumber than dogshit and twice as smelly. Boring too. And slow. And fat. And blubbery. And hariy. And bald in the wrong places. And crusty. And ashen. And pale. And droopy. And slack-jawed. And pasty. And Lonely. And Unloved. And short. And Still ugly. And Uneducated. And Gassy. And Grassy. And Not-so-sassy. And pinkish. And sluggish. And bone-headed. And incontinent. And impotent. And Brainless. And Chinless. And Toothless. And Lessless. And moreless. And Oh so ugly. And Sad. And mad. And gay. And Confused. And Blonde in the wrong way. And terrible. And Awful Apelink (in the worst way). And Piggish. And uncreative. And Syphillitic. And Twits. And meaniningless. And Pointless.


Did i mention Ugly? I think I should. They are UGLY.

so what exactly is this all aobut?

A little activity me and Zero did out of pure boredom and curiosity... We kinda just decided to insult each other publicly. Kinda like that bad MTV show "Yo Mamma", but without that guy from That 70's Show... oh, and not as awful.