I don't like the fucker, some of that just sounds like hieghtened versions of his crap act.

Batfan
 

Haunted how could you torture me all these years? I kept thinking it was the Batsignal when it was you all along. I feel so dirty now. I'am nothing then a bat whore! I will hang my head in shame.:D

Like what?

Anyways, my rant was more layered than any of his jokes could ever be

''God is real...''

''Guys, don't have sex with other...''

''If 14 year old girls...''

''I applaud Wal-Mart...''


Just resembles stuff I've heard him say. Of course he makes everything stupid and/or offensive.

nah, I don't say Beaner enough to sound like Mencia

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Kane, if you can't tell the difference between a bat symbol and a raven symbol, then I don't know what you've been doing with your life.;) I mean, do you honestly think that if I spread my legs a giant bat is going to appear in the sky...

The cootchie power of a Priestess of The Morrighan, ladies and gentlemen...

Oh and Mencia is... What do you call those people who think their humor is really witty and intelligent espcially when they throw in the odd "fuck" in the wrong place, when really they aren't funny, are really stupid, completely ignorant, and should have their jaws wired shut and kicked off the Hoover Dam? It's on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't think of it.

Well, a raven and a bat are both winged animals, now he'll know for sure...;)
How about pompous? I always liked that word....

Re: Re: Batfan
 

Mexican? DEE DEE DEE!

Just for the record, a Bat is a mammal, a Raven is a bird.

-Signed, the one with the very clean unit but that doesn't glow like Haunted's. :)

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

Yes, I'm not a fucking retard. The last time I checked, a bird and a bat were both animals. Did I say one was a vegetable or mineral?

No and neither did I. I simlpy stated a fact about birds and mammels, both of them are animals. AND I never called you a retard either. You basically called yourself that, but i guess you would know yourself better than anyone else. :rolleyes:

No, you were trying to be smart, and obviously that's not something you should be doing. Trying to kiss ass to some members and put down others is not a wise thing to do....of course, I don't know why I'm even bothering with someone who obviously needs approval as much as you do.Your comment was bitchy, and you know it.
Anyone who spends as much time as you did trying to convince the world how cute her cunt is is obviously very insecure. Haunted's posts were humorous, and didn't have the ring of desperation that yours did.

Girls, girls... let the ladies in my new avatar set the example.

:cool:

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I wasn't trying to be "smart" or "bitchy", as you put it. I was just being my usual anal self and pointing out a mundane detail about birds and bats. Didin't mean anything about it. :rolleyes:

And I personaly don't kiss up to anyone, some people I like and I got along with and some I don't. And that can change too as you get to know pepple better.

The whole "Unit" thing was just joking around. When Sam makes comments about his sexual prowess, everyone either thinks its funny or ignores it because that's just the way he is. Anyway, it was in fun, it wasn't meant to offend anyone.

And and please don't think you know me better than I do, because you most certainly don't. I quote "No, you were trying to be smart, and obviously that's not something you should be doing." You were wrong, very wrong, and insulting.

Peace
-monalisa

Yes - leave his irony alone.

And I make hoochie jokes because if men can make dick jokes then why the hell not. It gives me a sense of empowerment. Yet I still shower, shave my legs and underarms. Rawr!

And that's why I make "unit" jokes (unit covers both sexes). men are always bragging about the size of their dicks, so I thought I'd do a little bragging myself. And I think we've all heard enough tuna jokes to last us a lifetime. That's why I said "hey guess what guys, your area can get very stinky too".

Geez, I has just joking around, I never thought people would become so touchy, that I'd have to explain it even when I was just joking. But whatever. :rolleyes:

Q: Would a woman ever brag about having a large vagina? Or is it the other way around?

It's the other way around, tight vagina = good

Just trying to help. :)

Also, bragging about having a tasty clit is another "good thing."

Par example: I, Haunted, have a pierced and tastey clitoris. Worship me, all ye men folk.

You see?

Well, it really did sound like a bitchy little comment to me, but if you say it's not I'm willing to drop it. Sometimes my temper gets the better of me, andI've always had trouble with letting things slide. So, if I misunderstood, I'm sorry. But when people quote me and then write something like "Just for the record, a bat is a mammal and a raven is a bird" is sounds like you're being a smartass, just for the record.

I suggest bikini oil wrestling to settle this. I'm assuming newb will bring some beer?

I'll supply the stockings and suspenders.

Now that's really cool. That is just really fucking cool. I was really bummed when you guys were upset with each other, because I think you both are spiffy. I'm glad you're making up.

By the way... Miss Olivia... Are you a Voodoo Priestess or are into Hoodoo at all... maybe it's the name, Miss Olivia. I just picture you on darksome night in a sort of New Orleans style gypsy blouse and a flowing red skirt with a large black cockrel sitting a' top your shoulder. There's mischief in your eyes. I don't know what it is...

See, Pr3ssur3 and I were fussin', but I PM'd him, and we chatted over that for a bit, and now I know where he's coming from. He's not such a bad fellow, I just didn't understand him and took his remarks way out of context. We don't necessarily jive to the same music, but my theory is that you should never dislike someone for being different. It's far more interesting to learn their perspective. So, I keep bugging him to tell me about his thinks.

You're a pretty perceptive lady....at one point I was dabbling with voodoo, but I kind of dabbled in everything. I was trying to find an outlet that fit me, but since my wild try-everything spell, I just sort of made up my own religion to follow....The Church of Dawn Olivia:)

Ha! Thought you might be a lady o' spirit right from your first post.

I've just recently started studying Voodoo and Hoodoo. As a Witch/Occultist, I've made up my mind to try and study as many different Occult traditions as possible.

I've found that the African and Afro-American traditions get so little attention and respect, when in fact they are extremely interesting. It also pisses me off that the Egyptian tradition has been taken out of it's fundamental African roots and bastardized in European and Hellenic traditions.

I mean it's really hard to really get to study the Occult-ness of ancient Egypt without having to deal with Greek and European bullshit infultrating it's innitial ground. It is an African magickal tradition and should be treated as such, damnit!

LOL sounds pretty frustrating....if you have a good thing, it doesn't seem to stay yours for long, and egyptian rites and ceremonies were just so fascinating....Voodoo is a colorful religion, for sure. There are so many different things blended into it....and it's cool that the different regions of the world have varying versions, almost like the different sects of Christianity. Are you taking a school class in World Religion?

To say I'd like to just have a beer and talk with you both on this subject for long periods of time is an understatement.

That being said, can we get to the oil wrestling, already?!

I have a Bachelors in Religious Studies. I've been studying the Occult since I was a kid, but I've been a practicing Witch since...technically... a week before I turned sixteen (although they say that most Witches are born that way but have to discover it for themselves... Were I not born in the "Bible Belt" I'd have probably would have accepted my path in the Craft [not that piece of shit film] much earlier.

I know EXACTLY what you mean.I was raised in south Georgia and my parents were extremely religious and extremely strict, and I had no choices of my own until I left their care and went out on my own....I think I went a little crazy for a while because freedom was so intoxicating, but I eventually stopped running from my upbringing and accepted the good parts of it and cast off the bad. It was the smartest thing I ever did.
Besides moving to California, of course;)

I'm anal and sometimes can come off sounding bitchy when I don't mean to. So if I sounded bitchy, I apologize. It really wasn't meant that way, OK?

Don't mean to bring this up again, but I was gone all afternoon and I wanted to apologize. I don't like leaving things feeling all icky and angry.

Peace,
-monlisa

Awesome. I felt bad about it when I woke up this morning.
Sorry guys, no bikini oil wrestling today...

taste, maybe?

"Licking my vagina is like getting punched in the mouth by deliciousness!"


definately not large. In my porn watching with the newly gained tapes, I've seen some large vaginas (although a more apt adjective would be droopy and/or baggy). It didn't look pleasant at all

Well, I'll have you know that licking my vagina is like taking a "sledgehammer of pure ecstacy" to the face.

Yes... It's that fucking good. They should bottle the taste...

Heather's Hoochie: Taste Your Dreams

Is it better plain or on the rocks? hehe ;)

It makes a great Everclear martini... although, if the orgasms don't kill you, the acohol content probably would.

(Never thought about making an Everclear martini until just now...hmmm)