-Night 2, HDC Big Brother House -

bwind22 waits until all of the other housemates are sound asleep and then starts drinking.... heavily. By morning, the other houseguests are surprised to wake up and find out that not only has bwind22 trashed the house and ate and drank all food and liquor that was supposed to last the duration of their staty, but he also peed on the carpet in the corner and flushed the goldfish down the toilet. Right now he's outside fighting an aluminum trashcan.

While Dante is trying to kill a lamp post...









"Fucking thing,won't die!!!!!":mad:

and ENTITY laughing her ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Yeah,the fucking thing is messing with me.:mad:




"pulls out rocket launcher"Let's see if you can block this,you little shit!


"Fires Rock launcher"




"Lamp posts shoots in the air and crashes into a car across the street."

YES!Do not ever test the!,Fucker! "he then starts break dancing to NIN's March of the Piggs"

*bwind22 is drunk in the corner sobbing to himself*



They told me Id find love here....

"Points to the bathroom"


Hey i just saw a girl in there!She thinks your hot!


"Goes to the kitchen and open's the refrigrator and get's out a choclolate milk,he goes over to sit down and he open's it"

*walks in bathroom, then turns around and walks out.*


That was no girl. That was thomasgeorge & he's dropping anchor.

Er....There are some women hanging out in the pool!Yeah she probly went out there.:)

what is this?

No one really knows.....

We're just having fun with it while it lasts.

can we please throw thomasgeorge in a fire?

You could try, but that might get you evicted from the HDC Big Brother house.

whatever, he's going in.

Suit yourself.



So what's this I hear about impalement....?

I used to be a pyromaniac when I was a kid.

I just like the idea of thomasgeorge dying in a fire.

I wasn't saying you were a pyro or anything, like I said before, I'm bored outta my freakin head so I just threw out a random fact.

Hey man, I'm no girl but I have just taken a dump in the pool.

*bwind22 looks over at Yeti in horror as he is in mid-cannonball.*

You basta- glug!

Unfortunately Dante's cooking does not appear to settling to well. Less of a cannonball more of of a shower.

*Yeti goes to the diary room to ask for more loo roll, it would appear in his drunken stupour bwind22 ate it, and some mouthwash for bwind22*

** Jumps through the window in a salmon suit and just SCREAMS**

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??"

**Then runs out, mumbling something about baby corns**...

thomasgeorge is still burning, music is playing and it's not even doom music! thomasgeorge supporters are furious, infact she is going on a hunger strike in protest. This doesn't phase me however, because I like the idea of someone starving themself to death.

*Yeti stumbles out of the toilet after being there for 5 hours. His hilarious "Gay Cowboy" costume that he came in is looking slighltly the worse for wear and is not looking quite so hilarious, but with him not getting his suitcase, 5 days of wearing little more than leather chaps, g-string and cowboy hat is starting to piss him off. Yeti stumbles into the garden and sits in the corner mumbling to himself*

ItsAlive laughs to himself that Yeti not only bought a Gay Cowboy costume, but hoped it would look good on him.

ItsAlive goes back to eating chicken fingers and staying the hell out of the way.

"Hand's everyone an AK47"





Let's kill everyone and get it over with.

"I didn't get my suitcase and you have guns..... what the fuck!!!"

*Yeti storms to the diary room to complain, a holster would look good with this outfit*

MurderDoll shoots dante's inferno in the head and then throws the guns in the fire. Guns are the lamest way to kill people.

Murderdoll then throw's yeti's costume in the fire, not noticing that yet was still in it. my bad.

Murderdoll goes back to eating chicken fingers with IA.

"Dante is immortal"




Fucking,shit.Fine here's a cool way to kill people



"Dante pull's out his sword,and starts fucking hacking away at all of thomasgeorge's people."



DON'T RUN!

*Yeti still in diary room*

"So Dante gets gunss, where my fucking suitcase??? I left my gaycowboy outfit in the garden on Thomasgeorge and want something to wear!"

*Big Brother*
"Unfortunatley your outfit has been destroyed by one of the other housemates, I suggest you go and talk to the others and see if they csan lend you any clothes"

*Yeti, now naked(not a nice sight) wanders back into the house to find MurderDoll and ItsAlive eating chicken fingers*

"Er where the hell do you keep finding those things I thought bwind ate everything, and can I have some clothes please?"

IA is hesitant to share his chicken fingers, but out of fear of being killed offers MD that awesome chicken finger where its like 2 chicken fingers stuck together but it still counts as one...

"Dante goes to a phone in the house,and orderes everyone pizza,pizza guy comes,hands him the pizza"(Dante has no money"

"So Dante just decapitate's him"HAHAHAHAHHA!MY PIZZA NOW,BITCH!

"Dante then sit's down and start's eating his pizza"

Awesome. I could never kill someone who gave me a double chicken finger.

:(



Everyone hate's me.

"Er do you 2 like me naked or can I have some clothes? And where the hell did the phone come from that Dante(the everliving) ordered pizza on?"

It's on the wall!Jesus it's right there!:D

Your such an inconvenience to the big brother house damn! Here take thomasgeorge's clothes, I stripped him before I threw him in the fire so that he would burn slower.

So it is, how the hell did I miss that??
Can I steal a bit of your pizza? What type is it?

Well that's just great! "Dante notice's the clothes she handed him"He throws them in the pool""He then marches off,pissed,then he trips over the outside entrance way back into the house and then get's nocked out."

Thanks for the compliment but I'm not sure a flowery dress is me, oh what the hell. Shit it's wet and see through!

"Dante raises his head"



It's BBQ chicken.....bacon....pizza.You can have some it.......if you want too.