I'm sure that's conesmoker lingo for "jerk" or something worse.
For someone who thinks 'COTC' is the high point in horror cinema history (and 'Shaun' is a low point !?), not sure there is any hope for enlightening you. There are none more blind than those who will not see.
CK

is there a Conesmoker - English dictionary available? I'm horribly confused?!? :confused:

Gotta love being called a "crackhead" by someone who's smoking ... whatever the "smoking cones" reference is. No drugs here. I don't even take aspirin :D
I have an idea for a movie based on this thread alone. People get high smoking cones and think 'COTC' is a great film. They then bumble about the earth like zombies (that they supposedly hate) trying to convince people on chatboards how great it is and resort to name calling when their plan fails. The twist ending is nobody cares. I like that Jessica Biel girl in it as the heroine. No idea if she can act, but she looked great walking away from camera POV in every other shot in the 'TCM' remake. :D
CK

So anwser my question filmmaker, what movies have you put out lately you fucking wannabe?

And hey at least my day doesn't involve bashing other peoples threads because that's all your sorry excuse of a life permits you to do.

You remind me of those full on internet nerds - go and review a few more movies or something you waste of life...

You sit here and bag out people for liking a movie, thats cool, but when they bag out a movie you like you can't take it?

Shaun of the Dead was average at best, it did nothing new for the horror genre, the 'dead' genre or the horror/comedy genre.

So face the facts and get used to it.

And COTC was never meant to be a materpiece of film anyway!!
It is a b grade horror movie for fucks sake.

hahaha I can't believe I'm wasting my time when the person who is arguing with me is 35 years old hahahah no wonder he won't drop his argument hahaha he has nothing better to do hahaha what an old codger posting on forums hahaha you deviet are you looking for some virgins to sacrifice to he who walks behind the rows?

A few too many haha's!! I liked Children of the Corn when i was younger. I won't sign a petition, imo there are too many now!! Now, if you do not want to argue with a 35 year old shut up, it will go on forever otherwise. Did you just come here for the petition??

Yeah I came here for the Petition but was going to post around if the members were nice, but some of them are assholes!

I'll stick to my usual horror forums or just not post about COTC on this site!

I think if you post more about other things they will back off! It's ok to talk about COTC, you like it so why not? I think the first one was pretty good. I dont really get into them as much anymore. I might check them out again. I have the second one, i don't like it as well. Anyway, stick around, we're not as bad as we seem!!!!

Yeah thanks alot... is there somewhere you can post your horror dvd collection? so people can get an idea of the movies I like..

Just post it here, if it's not the right place one of the mods will move it!!!

It figures. Some stoner kid knows everything about horror films because he's never seen anything better than 'COTC' (which probably made Junior wet his bed). Obviously you don't get the humor in 'SOTD' because of your ignorance and what you don't comprehend makes you angry since others will perceive you as "stupid". Ironically, the kid working in the store in 'Shaun' claims he was "completely munted". The pot trying to call the kettle black in your case. Once again, I don't use drugs and it pretty much shows from my side of debate as compared to your weak contribution.
You've lost any argument you might've had with me as soon as you resorted to name calling. You can't sustain any point you were making in your debate or make any claims because you are now considered intellectually inferior. Read up a bit, see some decent horror movies (I can make a list for you if you'd like), stop smoking cones (or whatever you're on) and if you still feel the need to try to match wits with me, I'll be more than happy to oblige you. Nothing would make me happier than to make you look bad here in front of everybody if you care to continue. I've done it many times before with people who insisted on calling me out and in all fairness, you don't even rank with the worst of them. Until then, I'd recommend dropping it.
As for being a "wanna be filmmaker", try again, Junior. I'm a well respected contributor to many indie horror films. People come to me because I'm able to add elements to their films to make them scarier. Perhaps your precious 'COTC' people needed someone like me to overlook their abortion to the genre when it was made. I guess if their target audience was cone-smoking, ignorant children who are clueless about what a decent horror film would look like, I'd say mission accomplished.
CK

Moi, Pink ? I did nothing naughty :D
CK

Oh, well... just the one calling names!

<sigh> It happens when you can't make a point.
CK

So MS, what is in a good horror list?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Cannibal Holocaust?
The Shining?
Evil Dead 2?

Come on old man, enlighten me.

This is my top ten list


00. Who Can Kill A Child?
01. Silence of the Lambs
02. Children of the Corn
03. Se7en
04. Candyman
05. The Wickerman
06. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
07. House of 1000 Corpses
08. Copycat
09. Red Dragon
10. Predator

other mentions -

the hills have eyes, noes, friday the 13th, halloween, alien, the burning, the funhouse, ed gein, pet semetary, in the mouth of madness, event horizon, hellraiser, dead alive, exorcist, omen, session 9, tourist trap etc

Seriously dude, is it really essential to you point to throw insults.

Mostly good choices in your top 10 list (which has 11 in it btw) :D I'd add 'Suspiria', 'Night of the Living Dead', 'Evil Dead' and 'The Haunting' rather than 'H1kC', 'Predator', and of course 'COTC'. I never saw 'Child' or 'Red Dragon'. Some better choices in your others mentioned ('Omen', 'Halloween', and 'Exorcist').
CK

Don't sweat it, Austin. If that's the best he can possibly ever come up with, it's little more than a gnat to me. I may be older, but infinitely more wiser in the genre. It's safe to say I've forgotten more bad horror films than he'll likely ever see. Besides, being someone who's called upon in the field weighs more credability to me being an "old man" than some stoner fanboy who's already wearing his questonable taste like a badge of honor :D
CK

Manhunter's much better.

'Manhunter' was cool. I loved the scene with 'In A Gadda Da Vida'. Great stuff.
CK

Hell no!!! The movies sucked after the first one was released. We don't need another one taking up space at our video stores dammit! I'm glad that you want to start a petition, but do it on a COTC fan site!

This certainly was a good read...thanks guys!

Thank you. For future reference I never came here to start arguments and bag out certain movies, I just came to discuss them!

I haven't seen 'Suspiria', I'll check it out...

And 'Child' is worth the money for a purchase!

Predator has always been a favourite of mine since I was young, and I liked House of 1000 Corpses for what it was, simple.

Red Dragon is cool... Manhunter was probably the superior but I liked Red Dragon because of Anthony Hopkins and Edward Norton.

And if Hellraiser got an 8th movie, COTC should too.
The last couple of Hellraisers were crap.

Just because there's exsisting crappy movies doesn't mean we need more.

What is your obsession with this? I think you should just give it up, noones going to sign your petition!!

BOOOOOO-YA ;):p

And what petition does everyone keep talking about? I think I missed something. (I'm sure it's on the first page):D

i love children of the corn but no.1 is the best

This was the most fun I've had in reading a thread in a long time. Zombies are far more fearsome than prepubescent Bible thumpers.

It just amazes me that ppl can misunderstand and underestimate to this extreme.
MS-you go bro,I have so much respect for you now.

thanks but Ill pass on this!

It's not nice to make someone blush when they have on their "mean" face :D
CK

Mean?

Don't you mean old.

Go have a family and get off the internet you dumb fuck.

zwoti has the most peculiarly productive cough - lol



p.s. Manhunter is awesome - Red Dragon was wretched

it can stop a zombie at 20 paces






and an argument in a heartbeat

LMAO

(i want to make a joke about bad breath - but will just quietly walk away ):D

Someone should show that to MS, CK whatever the fuck you call him.