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Blue Demon (2004)
http://media.bestprices.com/content/dvd/00/247003.jpg DVD description: When the top-secret " Blue Demon" project is sabotaged, Maria and Nathan Collins must work together to stop the unthinkable. Great white sharks have been set free to prey on the innocent..They have been training the sharks as defenders of America's shorelines... But when a rogue General sets them loose, the consequences are deadly... STORY: 3 out of 5: Not bad ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5: They didnt over due it.. VIOLENCE:1 out of 5: Didnt get to see alot of shark killings up close.. GORE: 0 out of 5= 1 pool of blood SPECIAL EFFECTS: 0 out of 5= Its bad when Finding Nemo has better F\X.. LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: I believe this was a Sci-Fi Channel movie, if not it will be...Sharks were real bad looking...Check this one out on Sci-FI channel when it comes on... OVERALL: 2 out of 5= Dont rent |
Jacqueline Hyde (2005)
http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeVideoArt/43/249143.jpg DVD description: Horror never looked so good in this modern take on Robert Louis Stevenson's classic tale " The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde." When Jackie inherits her grandfather's magic castle, she soon discovers he was an inventor who created a special formula that allows a person to morph their body into anyone they desire. When Jackie accidentally drinks the potion she is transformed into JACQUELINE, a beautiful but deadly shapeshifter whose sexual limits and violent tendencies know no bounds! The power has released the animal within and now her bloodlust is out of control! STORY: 2 out of 5= Ok ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5= Jackie could of done better.. VIOLENCE:2 out of 5= not much GORE:0 out of 5=Had a couple of scenes that could of had gore in it.. SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5: LOVE:5 out of 5: One word " WOW!!" FINAL THOUGHTS: The movie was slow from the beginning, but then it picked up when Jaqueline was formed...A couple of the scenes they get crazy.. OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5: Rental, dont waste that hard earned money.. |
I enjoy reading your reviews, because they are short and sweet, and they have a gore meter thingy, which is what i really need. but try to see some better movies so i know what TO get and what NOT to get.
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High Tension (2005)
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima.../44/252144.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Marie and Alexia are classmates and best friends. Hoping to prepare for their college exams in peace and quiet, they decide to spend a weekend in the country at Alexia's parents secluded farmhouse. But in the dead of night, a stranger knocks on the front door. And with the first swing of the knife, the girls' idylic weekend turns into an endless night of horror.. STORY: 5 out of 5: ACTORS QUALITY: 5 out of 5: The 2 girls did an awsome job VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5: Extreme murder GORE: 5 out of 5: Extreme SPECIAL EFFECTS: 4 out of 5: I thought one part was overdone LOVE: 1 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: What an awsome movie...Go get this one today...If you can handle foriegn horror than its for you....It had me glued to the tv the whole time, I didnt want to get up for nothing.... OVERALL SCORE: 5 out of 5 |
Dead Men Walking (2005)
http://www.moviegallery.com/images/b...dvd/141177.gif DVD DESCRIPTION: A horrific plague infects a maximum security prison, turning visitors, guards and prisoners into vicious, flesh eating beasts who slaughter all in their path. A heavily armed unit of elite guards band together with the surviving inmates to battle the ravenous horde with barely a prayer of making it out alive.. STORY: 3 out of 5: Not many zombie movies have a real story.. ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5: 1 guard was kinda bad... VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5: Lots of it GORE: 5 out of 5: Extreme SPECIAL EFFECTS: 5 out of 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5: One shot FINAL THOUGHTS: Asylum home entertainment did it again...They are spending alot of money now a days...Everything was great...If you liked 28 Days Later, then this is for you..And if you didnt like it , its still for you...Go get this one today...I'm by passing rent before buying...Buy it now you wont be disappointed... OVERALL SCORE: 5 out of 5 |
Ruben, I enjoy reading your reviews, as I like the obscure film titles that you can't always find at your local Walmart...keep them coming.
I do have a question though. What is your scoring/ratings based on? Do you use anything as a "control score" to come to the conclusions and score that you give them? Gore for example. Your maximum score is 5 and you have given movies such as High Tension the maximum score, when there are many movies that pass this movie both in quanity and quality of gore by leaps and bounds such as Cannibal Holocaust, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, etc... Just curious. |
Tat2=I base my gore rating on how much blood and the type of killing...If their is a whole lots of it and looks good i give it a 5 out of 5=like high tension , dawn of the dead, dead men walking...
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Near Dark (1987)
http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/n/neardark.jpg DVD Description: In the dusty heart of the American southwest, innocent country boy Caleb Colton is seduced by a beautiful girl into joining a roving pack of vicious drifters led by the enigmatic Jesse. But this is no ordinary band of outlaws, Caleb is now trapped in a nightmare of soulless evil that waits in the shadows, hellish mayhem that thrives on blood and absolute horror that begins Near dark. STORY: 3 out of 5: Like any other vampire movie, out for blood. ACTORS QUALITY:3 out of 5: Caleb and daddy messed it up for a 5 VIOLENCE:3 out of 5: Took to long to get to GORE:1 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS:4 out of 5: Flaming clothes and burnt skin LOVE:0 out of 5: Sorry FINAL THOUGHTS: They say Near Dark is one of the best horror movies of all time....I have to disagree...It was boring for a long time, then picked up..I believe to be one of the best, it has to keep you glued to the tv the whole time, this didnt do it for me....This was more of a romance to me...If I didnt do reviews I probably wouldnt have watched it all the way through..It cant even compete with Lost Boys...Pass on this movie, unless your a diehard vampire fan...But plan on being bored.. OVERALL SCORE:3 out of 5: Being generous |
GHost Watcher II (2005)
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg DVD DEscription: When a young girl begins hearing voices, she hires the "GhostWatcher," Laura Kove, to investigate who the voices belong to and what they want. STORY:4 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5: Some of the actors need help.. VIOLENCE:1 out of 5: This movie is out to scare more.. GORE: 0 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 1 out of 5 LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: If you have seen the 1st one, which I liked...Then you will enjoy this one....The 1st one is alot better...This one messes up when they show the soul snatching special effects and the ghost talking....Other then those 2 problems its a decent movie...It tries to do what the 1st one did by scaring you...It works until like I said earlier when the ghost starts to talk...Anyways just rent it... OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5: I would never buy a 3 out of 5 score... |
Oh man, Ghost Watcher was terrible. And now there's a sequel!
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I've got the Blockbuster unlimited in-store plan and have seen all of the lesser known titles on the shelves and may rent a few select ones now. I too rented Jolly Roger. Sweet Jesus, that movie was just horrible.
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Predator Island (2005)
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/51/18/79m.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Three young couples venture out on an idylic weekend boat trip off the coast of New England.. What starts out as a wild weekend of partying, quickly turns into their worst nightmare.. A meteor crash creates creates a fierce storm that capsizes the boat.. The group is stranded on a remote island inhabited by only the lighthouse keeper and his strange wife.. All communications with the mainland and the Coast Guard have been destroyed, and they are cut off from the outside world..Unknown to the shipwrecked couples, the meteor has unleashed vicious alien creatures who roam the island in search of prey.. The group faces a night of living hell, as they fight for their lives against the evil creatures.. Will anyone survive the carnage... MAGAZINE & DVD COMMENTS: " An Absolute scream fest", " Rip your heart out horror", " Unrivaled terror"... STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5= It was up and down VIOLENCE:2 out of 5= Gun shots and hand to hand combat GORE: 1 out of 5= They tried..Stomach tearing and eating.. SPECIAL EFFECTS: 0 out of 5= It worser than the Sci FI channel.. LOVE:0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: It starts out like the end of Dawn of the Dead remake, with the camera and credits taking turns, which was pretty good...It all went down hill when they showed the meteor...The aliens costume was bad and then when they would fight a human it turned into martial arts and flips....Also they could run like 80 miles per hour....Again bypass this one at all cost..Also the magazine & dvd comments are a lie.. OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5 |
Cold Blood (2001)
http://media.bestprices.com/content/dvd/20/250924.jpg DVD DECSRIPTION: J.M didnt mean to do it, but in one insane moment he killed his wife.. The trouble is, he's still in love with her.. Unable to cope with what he's done, J.M. flees to his sister's desolate farm, the site of his wedding just a year ago.. Once there, J.M. makes the haunting realization that he's not alone.. Someone- or something- is on his trial, and J.M. will have to fight off more than his own demons... Blackmail... Killing...Betrayal...Revenge... J.M. soon discovers there's no place to hide from murder... STORY: 2 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 2 out of 5 VIOLENCE:2 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS:0 out of 5 LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: It was an ok movie..Real slow...It tries to make it a haunting...The actors were real slow with their acting....All of them were at one speed..The violence doesnt make up for nothing...So in closing dont even think about this movie...You will never miss it.... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5 |
The Rockville Slayer (2004)
http://www.therockvilleslayer.com/dvd/DVDfinal.jpg Comments: "...A bizarre and satisfying conclusion."- Mark Engle, Cultcuts magazine STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5 VIOLENCE:1 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 0 out of 5 LOVE:1 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: The beginning was alright, but then it took like 40 mins for another kill...Pretty boring...Also the comments above, was not that satisfying... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5= Keep walking past this rental |
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London Voodoo (2004)
http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvd...61723ru6y0.jpg DVD Description: When ambitious New York analyst relocates his family to England, his wife, Sarah unearths a voodoo grave beneath the cellar and releases the spiritof an ancient voodoo princess.. Sarah is possessed by the spirit, which unleashes passions within her that threatens her family with an unimaginable evil... The tension builds to a violent confrontation and a full - on exorcism.. Magazine or DVD Comments: A stylish, unnerving supernatural thriller...the growing tension never flags- MJ Simpson, Fangoria STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 1 out of 5 GORE: 0 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 0 out of 5 LOVE:0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Way to boring, pass on this one ...Unless you want to be bored some more..... OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5 |
Rube...i gotta tell ya....i love your reviews...your weeding out all the shit movies so we don't have to spend our hard earned cash on them....kudo's.;)
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Thank you, that is my plan so you guys dont waste money...For me 14.99 a monthe for 3 rentals a day is worth it...
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I'm not kidding....almost every movie you have covered, i've had in my hand at the local video store....then thought...wait....let me go check out some reviews.......i've rented my fair share of shit in my day.
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Cool, well i will still keep renting these pieces of crap...Sometimes you find a gem in them...
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Land of the Dead (2005)
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/61/10/29m.jpg DVD DEscription: The living dead have taken over the world, and the last humans live in a walled city to protect themselves as they come to grips with the situation. STORY:4 out of 5: A zombie movie with meaning ACTORS QUALITY:4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5 GORE: 5 out of 5: Watch unrated version SPECIAL EFFECTS: 5 out of 5 LOVE: 1 out of 5: 1 pair FINAL THOUGHTS: I have been reading alot of bad thoughts on this movie...I loved it...The zombies finally start to figure out how to do things...Well that was happening in Day of the Dead...Just think of Bud teaching them..It still isnt better than the others, but for what today has to offer...It was great....Get this one today...If you liked Romeros zombie movies... OVERALL SCORE: 5 out of 5 |
The Devils Rejected:Unrated(2005)
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/37/96/19m.jpg DVD Description: Ambushed at their homestead by sheriff Wydell and a squad of armed men, the Firefly family awakens with guns blazing- yet only Otis and his sister, Baby, manage to escape unharmed..Taking refuge and hostages in a back-road motel, the wanted siblings rendezvous with their deranged partner in crime, Captain Spaulding, killing whoever happens to stand in their way.. But as the body count mounts higher, Sheriff Wydell decides to " cross the line" and take the law into his own hands paving the way for one of the most depraved and terrifying showdowns in cinematic history... Magazine & Dvd comments: " You'll get creeped out big time..."- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone, " Two thumbs up" , Ebert & Roepel STORY:5 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5: Would of gave it 5 out of 5, but mommy in the jail scene going crazy ruined it for me... VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5: Wow GORE:5 out of 5: The girl getting ran over by the semi was awesome.. Special Effects: 3 out of 5: The house fire was pretty weak looking.. LOVE: 1 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Zombie did it again, but the ending was a shock for me....Anyways what an awesome movie...If you havent seen it, go buy it.. OVERALL SCORE: 5 out of 5 |
War of thr Planets (2003)review
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima.../78/256178.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Twelve astronauts volunteer to pioneer a colony on a newly discovered planet...They awake from their frozen 15 year sleep to discover that the ship has crashed and that they're trapped in their cryo-tubes...To make matters worse, a hairy beast breaks in and begins devouring them, one by one.. STORY: 1 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY:1 out of 5: Bad VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5 GORE: 1 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 0 out of 5: Real bad LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Wow, what a bad movie...The only good thing about it was the dvd cover and what you see on the cover isnt in the movie....It looks high budget...But from the get go its boring...Their stuck in their tubes for at least 40 mins....Boring!!!!..The creature looked like a guy in a bad ape suit...This movie is plain bad....Man if I watched this, I better now watch Asylum home entertainment's War of the Worlds...I hope it aint as bad as this movie....Do Not rent or buy...\ OVERALL SCORE:1 out of 5: Stay Away |
Eternal (2004)review
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/96/32/49m.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: When the beautiful wife of a Montreal vice cop disappears, his investigation leads him to an alluring temptress who admits only to having steamy sex with the missing woman...Unconvinced, the detective plunges into her dark, erotic world, uncovering a terrifying connection to a 16th- century countress said to have seduced and murdered young woman to bathe in their blood in order to remain immortal...Now, the detective finds himself in a deadly race against time to prevent this modern vampiress from claiming another victim in this supernatural thriller inspired by actual events... STORY: 4 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 1 out of 5: Its your basic seduce vampire movie GORE: 1 out of 5: A little blood here and their... SPECIAL EFFECTS:I didnt notice anything LOVE: 5 out of 5: WoW FINAL THOUGHTS: THis movie was pretty decent, if it wasnt for the love, it would of been real boring....Not much killing....IT looked good and was high quality....Just needed that extra push for more extreme violence.... OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5: Rent this one...Like my boy Austin Powers says " Yeah Baby, Yeah" |
The Amityville Horror (2005)
http://image.allmusic.com/13/adg/cov...64575un3vn.jpg DVD Description: On November 13, 1974, Suffolk County Police received a frantic phone call that led them to 112 Ocean Avenue in Amityville, Long Island. Inside the large Dutch Colonial house, they discovered a horrific crime scene that shattered the landscape of the typically peaceful community: an entire family had been slaughtered in their beds. In the days that followed, Ronald DeFeo, Jr., confessed to methodologically shooting his parents and four siblings with a rifle while they slept, claiming �voices� in the house drove him to commit the grisly murders. One year later, George and Kathy Lutz and their children moved into the house thinking they�d found their dream home. But shortly after settling in, bizarre and unexplainable events began to occur--nightmarish visions and haunting voices from an evil presence still lurking within the house. Confused and frightened by her daughter Chelsea�s cryptic interaction with an imaginary friend named Jodie, Kathy struggles to hold her family together as George�s increasingly strange behavior finds him spending days and nights in the basement of the house, where he soon discovers a passageway to a mysterious and gruesome �Red Room.� With lucid visions and evil voices swirling through George�s head, the house comes alive. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!!!!!! STORY: 4 out of 5: The story was pretty good, read above. ACTORS QUALITY: 5 out of 5: The whole family did a great job...The wife, I think did the best out of them all... VIOLENCE:1 out of 5: The beginning really set it off, but then it slowed down..I quess we can expect that from a ghost movie... GORE:1 out of 5 SPECIAL EFFECTS: 5 out of 5: This is the part of the movie that they did a great job....The Ghosts and everything being moved around was great.. MUSIC: 3 out of 5: Really nothin made me jump... LOVE:2 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: From the beginning to up to the end it had me drawn in...But then the ending let me down..Right when the wife was reading about the history of the house and George has the same vision as the book...Like I said before up to that part it was a great movie...It nowhere close to the original... OVERALL SCORE: 3 out of 5: rental for me only |
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Skeleton Man (2004)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../83/252883.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: In the dense wilderness of the Pacific Northwest, an elite crew of soldiers investigating the brutal and mysterious deaths of four Army Special Forces officers meets an old, blind Indian who claims to know what happened to the dead men..So begins the dark tale of Cotton Mouth Joe- a ferocious warrior who slaughtered his entire tribe...Four hundred years later, the warrior's evil spirit still seeks revenge...Disbelief turns to cold terror as the horrifying spirit of Cotton Mouth ominously appears riding a black stallion and wielding a lethal spear....The Skeleton man has returned to rain misery and death upon any mortal who dares cross his path...this time the soldiers are locked dead in his sights... STORY: 1 out of 5: ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5: Their was a whole lot of it, this is the only good thing about the movie, but the killing scenes arent that great.... GORE: 1 out of 5: Lots of blood SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5: They made some of the kill scenes look good.. MUSIC:1 out of 5: Didnt make it any better... LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Skeleton man had three personalities of other killers...1)He had predator instincts and vision, 2)He was like the Headless Horseman and 3)He sort of looked like the Scream killer with the hooded cape..This guy could appear anywhere..I mean miles away and then make it back to kill the rest of the soldiers.....The woods or jungle was humongous....ALso this is the 1st time I have ever seen a movie were all the guns run out of ammo.... OVERALL SCORE: 1 out of 5:You wont miss nothin if you dont watch it... |
Vlad (2004)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../73/234873.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Remembered as a hero by his subjects and a tyrant by his enemies, Dracula (a.k.a. Vlad Basarab, Prince Vlad III, Vlad the Impaler and Vlad Draculea) ruled over 15th century Rumania with an iron fist and the promise of a slow, agonizing death for anyone he considered to be an enemy, a criminal, or simply a liar..So numerous were his victims that the myth of the vampire developed around him, and still persists over 500 years later.. Filmed on location in Transylvania, the story centers on four foriegn exchange students who, at the behest of a Bucharest university professor, retrace a journey taken by Vlad through the Carpathain Mountains... One of them carries with her a powerful amulet, rumored to have been stolen from Vlad's tomb.. With the charm, the group breaks through the wall of time that seperates the centuries and witnesses the barbarism that molded a young orphan into one of the most feared despots in medieval Europe... At their heels is the monster himself, determined to seize the amulet and resume his reign of terror! DVD or Magazine Comments: " Dark and Hard Hitting...an engrossing story mixing horror, suspense, and romance!"- Stacy Lane Wilson, horror.com, " If you are a lover of vampire and Dracula films, you'll love Vlad"-James Bartholnet, Nitelife CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!!!! STORY: 4 out of 5: It does a good job of retelling Vlads life.. ACTORS QUALITY: 4 out of 5 VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5: Mostly Vlad will break your neck GORE:1 out of 5; Some blood SPECIAL EFFECTS: 3 out of 5: Most of it was Vlads face changing MUSIC: 3 out of 5 LOVE: 2 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: Vlad gets boring after a while and doesnt pick up..I like vampire and Dracula movies, but Vlad doesnt do it for me....Its from being to boring and not enough vampire scenes...Vampie lovers might enjoy this...I thought I was, but it didnt happen... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5: Same as always, you wont miss nothin |
Witches of the Caribbean (2005)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../62/246662.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Seventeen-year-old Angela suffers from a recurring nightmare about a 16th century witch burned to death on a dark and mysterious beach...To find an explanation and reclaim her life, she flies to a two week retreat for troubled teens on the Caribbean island of Matau, run by a noted child psychologist... Little does she realize that Matau hides a horrific secret history and her nightmares are about to come to life! STORY: 3 out of 5 : Not even the retelling of the witch being burned helped it out... ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5; Not to bad. SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! VIOLENCE: 2 out of 5 : The killings were all the same... SPOILER WARNING!!!!! GORE: 2 out of 5 : Hearts being pulled out of bodies... SPOILERS ARE OVER!!!!!! SPECIAL EFFECTS:1 out of 5: Not much MUSIC: 1 out of 5: They keep on playing this one song that didnt even go with the movie... LOVE: 0 out 0f 5 SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!! FINAL THOUGHTS: The movie keep me into it, but the reshowing of the girls nightmare started to get old...And the same killings wore out.... OVERALL SCORE: 2 out of 5 : Your choice to rent or not.... |
Shapeshifter (2005)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../45/257545.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Inmates and guards alike become trapped in a maximum security prison when they fall prey to a demonic beast that feeds on human flesh... As the creature's power multiplies with every kill, their only chance for survival is to uncover the ancient mystery that holds the power of the shapeshifter.... DVD & MAGAZINE COMMENTS: " Recalls the claustrophobicterror of Ridley Scott's Alien and John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 23!" STORY: 3 out of 5: It tells you about the origin of the beast.. ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5: Lady guard needs some more lessons.. VIOLENCE: 4 out of 5 GORE: 5 out of 5: Lots of it SPECIAL EFFECTS: 4 out of 5 LOVE: 0 out 0f 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: If you have seen Frankenstein Reborn, Beast of bray Road and Dead Men Walking... Well this one is right up your alley....For others ASylum Home Entertainment has been putting alot more money in their newer releases....Check this one out.. The gore is great and lots of killing, only downfall is the acting, but it isnt that bad.... OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5: Check it out |
The Mangler: Reborn (2005)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../49/255549.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Upon discovering cursed parts from the original Mangler, an obsessed man reinvents the machine that becomes his ultimate hell... Possessed by his deadly creation, the man is transformed into its living form.... Now the only way for him to survive without decaying is to feed the machine fresh victims... STORY: 3 out of 5 ACTORS QUALITY: 3 out of 5: Not a lot of talking in this one...Lots of screaming VIOLENCE: 5 out of 5 GORE: 3 out of 5: Lots of blood SPECIAL EFFECTS: Not a whole lot , but the blood and tearing looks good.. LOVE: 0 out of 5 FINAL THOUGHTS: I havent seen the first one in a long time, but from what I remember it sucked.... This one destroys it...It a good movie....Everything about it was good except some acting.... AT 1st it looked like it was going to be stupid...You wont go wrong on this one....Check it out |
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13 Seconds (2003)
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/imag.../50/233350.jpg DVD DESCRIPTION: Called " Creepy " by Fangoria Magazine and " Disturbing " by United Press International, 13 Seconds takes you into a deadly art gallery that reveals death and torture on every canvas that comes to life in the most horrifying way- and shows the evil that lies within each of us... We all have thirteen seconds- just enough time to live out our last nightmares- before the devil comes... STORY: 5 out of 5: Folks this story was great....It keeps you drawn in the whole movie.... ACTORS QUALITY: 1 out of 5: Yes it was bad , but the rest of the movie will get you interested... VIOLENCE: 4 out of 5 GORE: 3 out of 5: Lots of blood and more SPECIAL EFFECTS: 4 out of 5: I give it this point for the gore and blood look... MUSIC: 2 out of 5: Sometimes it goes with the movie and others it dont... LOVE: 0 out of 5: None FINAL THOUGHTS: This was my 1st movie that I rented and looked like it was taped with a camcorder and really didnt care for it....SO I decided to rent it again after watching so many of these kind of quality....I have to say Im glad I did...This movie was good....They did a hell of a job....I could only imagine what a big studio could do with this movie, if they bought the rights....If you decide to rent it dont let the bad acting make you turn it off...Stick with it , because it starts to get interesting and weird.....CHECK THIS ONE OUT OVERALL SCORE: 4 out of 5: Would of gave it 5 out of 5, but the acting messed it up... |
i think it's safe to say that in most of these choices - you CAN judge a film by it's cover.
My only problem with Rubinmanias revies .. is that he is only reviewing junk ... i need to know how he feels about the same movies I've seen before i can trust his judgement .. his tastes may not be aligned with mine .. And these are the kinds of movies i never give a second look to. There is a kind of .. flavor to these films .. the covers have a commonality ... not sure if anyone knows what i'm saying .. but there is a certain quality. Decent movie covers are more subtle in general .. like they dont have anything to prove .. |
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