LMAO!!! Yeah, ya got me...:p

Yeh I'm pretty sharp.

"You mess with the Bull you get the horns"

OMG...more like...

"You mess with the fat man...you get sat on" ;):p

*for the love of everything, please nobody take offense to this* :p

hahah.....

You're gonna get into trouple for that one. I like your sissy disclaimer.

LOL. I was only messing around...far worse has been done/said around here before. It should be taken fairly lightly:p

Doubt it you're outta here bud.

No one fucks with the fatties on here and gets away with it :p

YOU'RE

TOAST............

LOL!!!

You're buttered popcorn!:D :p

At least I have a sensual texture!

BAH...you're right...you got me there:mad: :p

You don't see people rubbing toast over themselves do you? No.

*points and laughs*

NO...but....but....oh forget it! It's no use! :( *runs off crying* ;)

awwwww what a wee baby :p

...... now I can dance round naked in peace.

"Pax te cum" is Latin, not French. It has something to do with peace.

in light of the moderators no longer allowing "malicious insulting", I now have to come up with a new reply to newbie threads. Thus, the Random Pic Reply. The right people know what it REALLY means

http://www.annhudspeth.com/lucy/0603...ext%20door.jpg

Well I'm just going to censor my posts for the new rules.

Hey noobie, you stink, ya' little poo-poo! I bet you still wear diapers!!

Sus ginoo ko! Ingon ani diay mo mowelcome ug newbie? toink! fagkatoytoy...wakekekekeke

Is tis ta way u welcomed a newbie? wat a waste of bandwidth!toink...

lami au isuyop ug dugo......

Er..urgghhh...ommphhh...ahhh...

*resists urge to rip on noob for Zwoti*

Ich bin mich, albin donigh...

The sun even shines on a dogs ass?

DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!

well if you can do it without having to resort to flinging insults.........

I could not understand why some mortals are too hot against newbies...Am maybe a newbie on this board or forum but am not new to this kind of environment...so can we just respect one another? pax te cum!

Only if you start to speak english from now on, HEATHEN!!!

Could you stop referring to us as mortals like you're some kind of supreme being just gracing us:rolleyes:

give it to get it

I thought I was your HEATHEN!!!!........... :( :) ;)

There can´t be only one.;)

I see, it's like that now!!! You just move right on to the next Heathen........ :mad:

BUTTHOLE :p

LOL

Hey, you´re still my only babygirl.;)