I think we're done here ;) This could go on all night...but I'd much rather hold onto my I.Q. I think it already dropped 10 points from having "discussions" with you. :p

Oh..btw...EVERYONE here knows about Sam's monstrous penis...It's absolutely legendary...Where have YOU been?:D :p

LMAO. Living my life I guess...not worrying about Sam's penis ;)

Okay, that is just scary.....personally I would run like hell in the opposite direction if I ever encountered such a thing....:D

You're damn right my penis could go all night.


see? Told you it had its own show...
http://www.tvtome.com/Mullets/

LMAO! EXACTLY! THANK YOU JENNA ;) You always show up when I need you.

Oh, you'd better START worrying about it, then...cause it's out there, or rather, over here...

If you honestly think I'm clicking on that link...you're even sadder than I suspected ;) My I.Q has dropped...but not that much.

Too late. My penis is so big it'd already be behind you

HAHA...And you'd probably just faint if you saw its spinal cord :eek:

*shrug* You're missing out. I swear to Buddha, The Mullets was a real show on UPN. Got cancelled though...assholes...

Okay, now I am scared....

There has to be somewhere that your penis can't reach....:rolleyes:

:p

There's SO many things I wanna do....but one thing I have always wanted to do was visit an ocean. Pretty easy, eh?

Nope, sorry

Yeah, I am like that.....but no one else appreciates me.....:mad:

;)

Ah, then you must be worshipped where you are from.....it must be legendary.....there are probably songs written about it , stories told to scare teenagers into celibacy....

Or else you are completely delusional. Either way, you must feel special. :D

And oh yeah, I forgot there was a question that went along with this thread.....the only thing that I am determined to do before I die is to travel somewhere, anywhere.....anywhere other than here....:D I just want to see more of the world, I guess.

I want to become famous and have chilldren and a hott wife that is nice to me.....:)

it would be cool to fall a long way before I died

it'll happen ...

took me till i was over 30 ...

went to north carolina with the ex wife and her parents ..
I had never seen an ocean before (other than in newfoundland briefly - and it was ice water)
so the moment we parked the car i ran down to the water and jumped right in.

and got stung by a jellyfish 2 seconds later.
I didnt care though .. it was awsome..

my own wish .. is just to see my kid grow up safely before i die ...
to see him become a good person

These posts are great. They make me realize how lucky I am, and I think everyone needs to be reminded of that sometimes :)
I've always lived less than 10 minutes away from the ocean, as I live near the coast. I guess when you're used to that, you forgot that there are people in the middle of the country who have never seen it :(
Urge, I'm glad you got to experience it...even if you did get stung;) And Marroe, you'll get there. And it'll be fabulous darling ;)

I used to love the ocean; well I still do. I just can't bring myself to go in anymore and I used to love being in the water. But my last vacation with my parents ruined it for me. My dad was out in the water and was bumped by something. He swore it was a shark. And then a few minutes later we heard that someone almost exactly where we were was attacked. It was just a little too close for comfort. Now everytime I try to go for a swim, that is on my mind.

maybe he peed in the water and didnt want anyone to know :D

our waste gets dumped in the ocea anyways. plus if you peed in the ocean there would still be a lot more ocean water than piss, now pooping in the ocean and leaving a floater in the wake, thats embarassing

there is alot of shit id like to do before i die, one of the main ones is as follow.

fly to nepal with a bunch of friends( it would be no fun by myself), climb mt. everest, snowboard down half the way, pull out my parachute and float to the bottom of the mountain, then travel through china(do a bunch of random shit along the way),go to tailand and some other small countries, sail to japan,explore japan, buy beer and sake out of vending machines on the street, buy a shit load of katan's and other samurai and ninja weapons, sleep in the most exspensive hotel in tokyo, throw a party in my penthouse swuet, get on another ship and sail to hawaii, spent a few days on the islands just hanging out and surfing, board another ship and go to california, return home from there( if i dont already live in cali).

Record a album

I want to get rich & famous :p

Ide like to have an orgasm before i die lol.

masterbate

lol thanks for the tip but that just aint workin.

how is someone else gonna get you off if you cant even do the job yourself:p

truer words have never been spoken

i know, right?

in fact im gonna quote you quoting me on that

hey if i can give a man one why should i not get one in return.

how old are you?

i am 33.

i think you need to find better boyfriends ...

... or go at it with a woman. ;)

thats my man, always on the ball :D