so i admit i went to see it. i did not pay to see it, i was taken by a girl. and i recieved oral sex through the whole movie. but the movie still sucked and it made me angry that all those poplle went to see it because they were all pissed at me for getting a 2 hour blow job marathon, but i think it was worth it. i then went to see it with a friend of mine who i did not plan on getting oral from and held her when she cried. there are 2 sides to this coin.

i hated it as well, with a passion ..

but i cant in good concience call ot one of the worst movies ever made. (simply because of the art direction, SOME of the acting, the effects, etc)

The most bloated unnecessary piece of hollywood overindulgence - absolutely.

If you got a 2 hour BJ, than your girl is doing something wrong.

i want to make a 30 second version of titanic in which a toy boat crashes and sinks. the end.

if you manage to stay awake through this movie, you will see, its not good at all.

Traffic and Requiem are two more downers that I really liked. I have always loved Scarface but I dont look at that as the same type of movie. It's more like a kickass action movie than a realistic depressing drama.

urge - re: Trainspotting: I know what you mean. They keep it pretty funny but there's no denying that the subject matter is pretty rough stuff. And it's not all funny, some it's is straight up fucked... Like when the baby dies, or when Ewan McGregor is going through withdrawals. It gets pretty heavy at parts but then quickly lightens it up again. It's a twisted blend to be sure...

Matrix Revolutions (revelations? I dunno the third crap-fest)

I can relate 100%. For a while the movies literally made throw up. Bringing back those kind of memories is not the most pleasant experance. Although I've moved past that... I can take the films for what they are a little better. I enjoy them and think they are excellent films...regardless that I know people who have died, I know people who are killing themselves now.. there's not a lot one can do to save people who just don't want it. You can try and try saving them, no matter how much you love them, how many times you tell them that what they are doing is wrong... it doesn't help. (Although its great to hear you personally have moved on from that, its difficult)

Its almost like watching a documentary at some points and that can be frightening.

Next Try Gummo... my goodness...
I was dating someone else when I saw this..we ended kind of out of the blue so we still talk.. but we were out one night and he said "I still cannot believe you watched Gummo with me". That made me feel warm and fuzzy like I never should about a movie like that.

Yeah Gummo is another fucked up one. And In the Company of Men too...

Anyone ever see that movie "Ishtar" with Dustin Hoffman? It's supposed to be the worst movie ever made. I was never able to sit through it.

You guts are going to kill me...Please just try and understand: I hated all of the Fellowship of the Ring movies. I thought the acting was shit. Look, I hated the books as well.

Try not to hold it against me too much....I love you:)

ishtar was horrible ... given the talent involved ... proof positive that you just cant go back home ...


the lord of the rings movies ....
i think they were a spectacle ... i really enjoyed seeing a book i've enjoyed since i was a small kid come to life ...
I could never hate them - to much to like there ..

I agree, urge. I've always loved the books and never thought a decent movie could be made of them. I'm extremely impressed with Peter Jackson and everyone who worked on the films. They made it believable, at least for me. And, of course, it has 3 of my favorite actors - Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellan, and last, but definitely not least, Christopher Lee.

Bbbuuutt.......how.....why.....and I thought we had something special going here...and now this revelation.......nothing makes sense anymore.

I thought the Rings Trilogy was pretty good, but not nearly as great as the majority of the population. The effects were cool, the villains were cool, but the movies seemed to drag. I didn't think that they needed to be 3 hours apiece at all and Smeegal got annoying about four hours into the series. *Shrug* It was good but not great in my opinion.

she don't dig hobbit bro'

Bbbuuutt.......how.....why.....and I thought we had something special going here...and now this revelation.......nothing makes sense anymore.

I suppose I shouldn't show her my hairy feet then.

you probably shouldnt show her your hairy anything !

has anyone seen the old cartoon movie made way before the LOTR of The Hobbit?

yep, i have a dub of that somewhere .. and the DVD of Ralph Bashki's half finished Lord of the Rings animated film.

I still have it too.

I watched it alot when I was REALLY little.

Contact and Jackie Brown.

Boring load of old bollox.

Pointless shite.

Had to get pissed after each of these to forget what they were like.

Cheers
Ash

i hated Contact as well ... but JAckie Brown was my favorite Tarantino film, till Kill Bill came out ..

Nah. Day like it.

Good story but really really slow. This was actually the only film where I have walked out of a cinema before the end.

Couldn't be bothered to see the end.

Ash

contact.......what a p.o.s.

watching Contact was like being with a good looking girl who tells you all night that she wants to have crazy sex with you ...

and when the moment of truth comes she pulls up her dress - and she's as blank as a barbie doll between the legs ...

just aint nothing there ...

I resent that remark.


you haven't seen a couple of nipples around here...have ya?
http://www.jengray.com/archives/barbie.jpg

the worst movie ever is............either the Scare Crow Slayer or Gili u can get nightmares from watching both.....:)

do u mean gigli?

ya. and that stupid ass movie "enough"
the only reason anyone watched this is to stare a jlo's ass.
and it still sucked.

I've said this on this forum several times...

Worst movie ever made is Sleepy Hollow High...

Trust me it gets no worse than this...