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bloodrayne 04-03-2005 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
"do unto to others as they do unto you":)
Or....How about...

Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you





:D

FairyKorpes 04-03-2005 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by tom smud
"What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?"

"whats that useless bit of skin around your vagina?"






you!!!!!
Pretty lame. I fart with more originality.:cool:

Sedated_replica 04-03-2005 04:15 PM
Re: Re: female comedians
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.
fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks

FairyKorpes 04-03-2005 04:41 PM
Re: Re: Re: female comedians
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks
;)

tom smud 04-04-2005 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Pretty lame. I fart with more originality.:cool:
i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)

tom smud 04-04-2005 03:26 PM
Re: Re: Re: female comedians
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks
i may suck

but you blow!!!!

meetthecreeper 04-04-2005 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by tom smud
i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)
LMFAO

tom smud 04-04-2005 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
LMFAO
:D



:D

FairyKorpes 04-04-2005 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by tom smud
i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)
I could bring a 250lbs chili eatin' truck driver to his knees with my rippers.;)

tom smud 04-04-2005 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I could bring a 250lbs chili eatin' truck driver to his knees with my rippers.;)
lol

hello beautiful

FairyKorpes 04-05-2005 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by tom smud
lol

hello beautiful
Ok so i laughed out loud.:mad:

Spy Crouch 04-05-2005 04:15 PM
I ate his liver with a nice chianti.

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:19 PM
"Suck my cock"

(Thelma & Louise)

The STE 04-05-2005 04:30 PM
"Damn jews!"
-Hitler

EXTR3MIST 04-05-2005 04:34 PM
"Suck my shitty cock"

(Angry Anal #26)

ItsAlive75 04-05-2005 06:26 PM
"Put that down, you little shit!!"

-My dad

Rufus 04-05-2005 06:37 PM
"HAIL SATAN"


-HIGHPRIESTWISE

tom smud 04-05-2005 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Ok so i laughed out loud.:mad:
whoa down you little chili-trucker

give us a smile and lets be friends;)

FairyKorpes 04-07-2005 03:25 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by tom smud
whoa down you little chili-trucker

give us a smile and lets be friends;)
I don't smile well. But we can still be friends lol;)

urgeok 04-07-2005 05:23 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I don't smile well. But we can still be friends lol;)

but you pout like a porn star :)

cha cha cha !!!

:p

FairyKorpes 04-07-2005 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by urgeok
but you pout like a porn star :)

cha cha cha !!!

:p
I can die happy:D

urgeok 04-07-2005 12:55 PM
i love the pout :)


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