Do my split personalities count as a couple(s)?

Only if they are dating each other.

I don't know, I'm always blacked out when they manifest themself. Anyone want to videotape a session?

only if fisting is involved

Hmmm... I don't know if I want to video tape it...

Maybe we can solve this by having you answer this one simple question...

Do you ever 'wake up/snap out' out these episodes to find your clothes strewn about and you sitting there naked wondering why you feel like you just had sex, but there is no one in the room?

Everytime I had sex with my ex-wife I felt like I was the only one in the room!

I also have this horrible feeling that I don't want to look in the trunk of my car...

Hmmm...

How long has it been since you actually did look in the trunk of your car?

3 months, 28 days, 6 hours, 9 minutes and 37 seconds

LOL...You guys are crazy...

Anthony and Brit...You aren't the only ones;)

Just me and my moms Glamour magazine.