Ummm...Massacre Man...Sweetie...I have just a few little problems with some of this...

According to what you have written...

1) If Arioch were your brother/sister, he would then be my son/daughter...

2) If Friday13thFan were Arioch's father, he would then be my husband, or at least the co-creator of my evil spawn, either way, he is much too young for that

3) I would prefer that Hate Breeder NOT be a dog

4) I do believe that Jay was determined to be a neighbor a few months ago, when he decided that our family was a little too twisted to be a part of...Especially after what you and LBM did to his mother and his dog...

5) Nine9 cannot be your mother, because I am, and I do not share...Besides, Nine9 is much more like a sister to me

So...Here is a revised (and a bit better) Geneology Summation...

1) Arioch and Friday13thFan have to switch places...I had already accepted Friday13thFan as my son about 3 weeks ago...So, you have another new brother...Arioch is now my husband/wife...But, he can only be the father (even when he is my wife) as I can only be the mother, so figure that one out

2) Hate Breeder can be another brother for you guys, as it has already been determined that he is certainly "one of mine"...Of course, if he STILL wishes to lick himself, eat, poop, and sleep ALL day, that is up to him...We can take him to see the nice man that we took your brother to for his little problem, that way Hate Breeder can be "happy", too...

3) Jay can decide to be a member of our family, if his poor mother never recovers from ...Well, you guys know what you did...I do hope that you have paid that vet bill for their dog

4) Nine9 (as my sister) is your Aunt, and kPro is your Uncle

5) MeetTheCreeper has ALWAYS been the Uncle to all of my evil spawn...Just in case you missed that somewhere along the way

Any questions?

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I really doubt it.

arioch err a mommy err a daddy err a person is confusing me


I GOT A QUESTION!
why doesnt hot snow fall up?

jay can be the couch possessed by KK13 are brother who they preformed the exorcism on so KK13 is jay and KK13 is inside jay

He confuses ALL of us, son...But, that's okay...I can handle it

I can't answer that "snow" question

The scary thing is...
THIS does NOT confuse me

LMAO! Glad you cleared that up BR! I am nobody's mommy........ewwwwwwww not for me!

But Kpro and I would make a good aunt and uncle just waiting to corrupt the poor innocent child....................................:eek: ;)

Thats too funny. I heart you BR! :D

arioch looks like that chick from the butterfly effect...

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,

I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife. To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.


My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

ok.... um...



huh ? :confused: :p