I actually was a clown at one point. It was a one-time gig, an easy fifty during the summer of my first year in college. It sucked. I was a terrible clown. I'm funny to adults ... but kids just want you to fall down and hit yourself in the balls. They don't want to hear any witty one-liners or a zing on a friend. They want balloon animals, magic tricks, and for the clown to hurt himself very badly.

So, I was a terrible clown. The parents didn't want to pay me at first. Thankfully, they were afraid of clowns so they coughed up the dough just to get me to leave.

I hate ICP

Re: anyone afraid of clowns?
 

naw

:eek: !

Yeah ICP blows IMO

Yes i know this comes as a blow. Its because i used to like them a LONG time ago when no one else did. Then everybpdy in my damn town started listening to them and they got way played out and im tired of listening to them and they annoy me............there i let it outta my system. But anyways i can only listen to one of their songs every 4 months. And their new album sucked too....................IM SORRY JAY!

Yes Santa scared me........I had Fred instead! I can't help it! It was true!:rolleyes:

I know.......I am one of a kind I guess!:rolleyes:

How y'all be afraid of clowns. They be stupid. That universoul circus and shit, nigga pleaz, they be nuthin.

My ex was afraid of dolls and clowns, and I thought it was funny...so I actually got him a clown doll! haha. :p