i've never had the pleasure,i suppose i'm just lucky.:)

well thats the trouble when you live a country that is for the majority(sp) christain, ya get people coming around annoying you and looking to leave some books. thats why i wished i lived in israel where if you aren't of their faith they just refuse you decent medical care. like for instance if you're non jewish don't look for any jewish blood at a hospital for a transfusion . (you have wait for some gentile blood to come in stock )
or afghanastan where if you're not of the faith they just kill you.
O ya christians are really intolerant of other non believers

My first wife was a real estate agent and was always having people meet her at our home, where she would then drive them to view properties in her vehicle. So when I opened the door one afternoon, and saw a lady and her young daughter (10-12) standing on the front porch, I thought nothing of it, introducing myself and inviting them in. I told the lady that my wife was not home, but I expected her at anytime, and invited her to have a seat. While she was sitting down I had walked over to the kitchen side of the house, and asked if I could get them something to drink. At this very instant she blurted out, "you know the world is going to end next year!". I looked at her, and said "what are you talking about?" She said the world, it is going to end next year. At this point I said are you here to meet my wife to go look at homes? She said no, my daughter and I are telling people about the Lord Jehovah. I started laughing, and told the woman I was sorry, but I was not interested, and started walking towards the front door. She asked again if I knew the world was going to end next year. While holding the front door open, I smiled at the lady and told her that there was no way the world was going to end next year because those damn Jehovah's Witnesses, just built a new church over on 10th street this past summer, and they surely would not have built a new one if it was going to end that soon.

Nothing interesting here...I either act like I'm not home (unless the kids are making a hell of a racket, and it's obvious:rolleyes: )...or I simply tell them that I am already happy with my own beliefs and I have no intention of changing them, but thanks anyway:rolleyes:

It's funny cause me and a friend were actually talking about this the other day. More of what happened one time the friend was over and the came to my house. At the time I had one of my crazy hair cuts and it was just to horns of hair and all else shaved. Some witnesses came to the door and I answered. They were just like "were sorry we've made a mistake" and hurried away from the house. Good times.

You say "Im allergic to religion!" and close the door.