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Stingy Jack 07-21-2004 11:28 AM
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!!

Personally, I shave my ass crack. I have to for when I do a modelling gig. Nobody wants to see me bent over and not be able to get a good view of my hole through the brush.

Hate_Breeder 07-21-2004 12:14 PM
gag

Vodstok 07-21-2004 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by Stingy Jack
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!!

Personally, I shave my ass crack. I have to for when I do a modelling gig. Nobody wants to see me bent over and not be able to get a good view of my hole through the brush.
You too?!?! God, that is always a problem for me. Look slike the black forest growing around a brown crater down there.....


Just kidding, I have a suprisingly smooth and hariless ass. :) It is like porcelain.

Stingy Jack 07-21-2004 12:34 PM
Are you telling me that you avoided the great pimple migration during your 20's?

Egekrusher 07-21-2004 12:35 PM
I never even had them when I was a teenager. I had a few on my face for a year or so, and of course the ones on my back, but other than that, I rarely get zits, if ever.

ShankS 07-21-2004 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by Egekrusher
Do you really want me to tell you this?

Ah, oh well.

Yes, they hurt like a motherfucker. It usually takes my 3-4 minutes just to wipe because it sticks to my hair so bad. If I get really bad dried up Klingons, I just use a washcloth.


hahahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

bwind22 07-21-2004 12:59 PM
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Originally posted by Egekrusher
Do you really want me to tell you this?

Ah, oh well.

Yes, they hurt like a motherfucker. It usually takes my 3-4 minutes just to wipe because it sticks to my hair so bad. If I get really bad dried up Klingons, I just use a washcloth.

A washcloth? That's fucking gross man! What if someone else comes into the bathroom after you just picked all your dingleberries out onto the washcloth and decides to wash their face or something? Ahhh, sick!



Here is a related joke...

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?













































A: They are both searching for Klingon's around Uranus.

:p

fluffho 07-21-2004 01:05 PM
klingons huh

and im not even sure what belly button lint is. is it like little pieces of fabric?

so ur saying u get a buncha toilet paper stuck in ur hairy ass? along with the lil turds i mean

are there girls with hairy asses too?

ShankS 07-21-2004 01:06 PM
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Originally posted by bwind22
A washcloth? That's fucking gross man! What if someone else comes into the bathroom after you just picked all your dingleberries out onto the washcloth and decides to wash their face or something? Ahhh, sick!
and I bet the cloth really needs burning afterwards, like chemical waste disposal.

Egekrusher 07-21-2004 02:09 PM
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Originally posted by bwind22
A washcloth? That's fucking gross man! What if someone else comes into the bathroom after you just picked all your dingleberries out onto the washcloth and decides to wash their face or something? Ahhh, sick!



Here is a related joke...

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?


A: They are both searching for Klingon's around Uranus.

:p
No, it goes in the dirty laundry immediately afterwards.

Love the joke. You a trekkie too?


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