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cough*postwhore*cough :p
though the last one is very funny ! |
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mais oui ! :p
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but nothin....
and here's another from the Post Whore Mafia..... Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. |
compliments of the Post Whore Mafia....
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." |
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
::Post Whore Mafia for Prez 2004:: |
I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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