it's ouija

Ouiji..I knew it had a weird spelling..They are not to be taken lightly. I have had many..many weird experinces with mine till I put it in black lawn leaf bag and put it in the truck of my car.. I had a car accident three days later..the car was totaled and compacted one week later at the junk yard...Ouiji and all. I will not be fucking with one of those any time soon. They open unwanted doors.

the best thing you can do with a ouiji board is wait till you have a party, preferably a halloween party, find someone who is a decent actor, then convince them to go along with you. get on the ouiji board with them then make it go crazy, just a little at first, answer a few questions then make it say stuff about death and other evil stuff. if there is at least 1 gullible person there you can have a great time.

This is kind of dumb but Im bored so, I was at work once and while working on a car I had an accident, a jack fell out from beneath a car and a jagged piece of metal removed a very large chunk of my thumb, I just grabbed a towel and kept working until i soaked the towels with blood. I remember pulling the towels off and looking at the raw meat that was once my thumb and thinking, well I wont be playing the piano anytime soon, I guess it was a defense mechanism from the shock. I found the whole thing quite humorous at the time. I had plastic surgery and my thumb looks almost normal except it is now my evil appendage and tries to commit acts of violence but the other fingers wont cooperate, and a thumb on its own cant do shit. Hell of a wrestler though, break your fucking thumb right off. Hey moonsorrow, what do brains taste like??? Chicken??? Seems everything tastes like chicken, even my neighbors liver tasted like chicken, youd think it would taste like liver but it taste like chicken. Huh.

I was petrified watching The Blair Witch Project in the theater, I was going along with the concept that it was a documentary. I still haven't seen a movie that's scaried me more then that one.

I know what you mean, first time I saw it I also thought it was a real thing
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That's pretty damned funny.. I tore a chunk out of my right thumb on a Rotozip, it healed up pretty well though... Never committed evil acts...

(Don't try wankin' it with that hand anymore... I won't even begin to imagine what could happen... Now that's horror...)

Reminds me of the movie "Idle Hands" with that anal-retentive teen butt-throb, Devon Sawa... which, in turn, reminds me of The Mooninites from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force:"

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much God hates that." - Ignigknot (sp?)

I love that show!

*FADE OUT*

well I know that twister isnt a horror movie but there is another thread about him on the general page and i thought this applied cuz it scared the crap outta me....well my bro and i went to see twister the first day it came out and as soon as the movie was over the tornado sirens went off all around town and an f3 tornado hit the town that i was in that day and it scared us shitless lol

another thread about bill paxton i mean


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Well I was about 16 and watching some kind of ghost special on TV. Well I was in my parents room on their bed watching it. I was all alone in the house and the only light on my parent's bedroom light that I was in. Well just about when it was over I hear my name in a wisper going from left to right like it was behind me. Then I fell what I can only describe as someone taking their finger and moving it across my shoulder. MAN I FLIPPED OUT!!! I ran out of the room and turned all the lights on in the house. After it was all said and done I thougth about it and had a laugh of how stupid I was and I felt like an idiot because I new it was my imagination playing tricks on me.