Who's Jay?

Oh he'll be here soon with some good advice.....:D

Damn me if that isn't the creepiest thing I've heard someone say all day.

sigh...

i need a woman

Hey hey hey! This is my "Greetings" thread! We can't have depressed womanless folks venting in here. What can I do to help?

lol. oh i'm not depressed anymore.. just thought i'd announce that i need a woman.. haha

Hmmm ... I have a few women piled in a back closet. They're almost all used up and not very fresh. But I think a paper bag over the head and a pine tree smelly strapped to the toe might get a few more miles out of a couple of them.

good call... don't forget the ky

no need for that.... when bodies begin to rot, the fluids tend to leak from all orifices, so the hole which you prefer, should already be nice 'n lubed up.

that only lasts so long..