I say Guns don't kill people, democrates do.

Federal and state department corrections indicate that over 98% of convicts are democrates.....interesting.

Honk If Your Horn Is Broken

"If you don't like my driving, get the fuck off of the sidewalk"

Try to stay on topic KD/MF/SPOD/Mr.Harris.....

I love cats...They taste just like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken

PETA: people eating tasty animals
8 out of 10 voicies in my head say "don't shoot"
bad cop no donut
christianity has pagan DNA
i've got a perfect body but its in the trunk and begining to smell
porn its cheaper then dating
if your close enought to read this then uyou violated your restraing order

I want a bumper sticker that says Wufongtan sucks