In all seriousness, I like your explanation better than the one in the article. More believable.

Yeah I also heard the birds were all circumcised.

Not unusual, not global warming, it actually happens quite frequently it just isn't as publicized.

Oh Despare... you're so naive. :rolleyes:

Inter-dimensional health conscious carnivores. They don't eat meat - only poultry and fish. First step - kill them all. THEN they move on to the eating. You wait, soon the bodies will all disappear!

"All over the world"? I thought it was just in Arkansas, which is fine by me. I say we just quarantine the South, and force them to secede.

If i'm not mistaken, so far it's been South America, The States, England, Sweden and Italy.

Could be a species wide epidemic.

We have the swine flu, bird flu, antrax etc....

Animals have things like lime disease....

Humans have kick ass immune systems, one of the reasons were able to withstand so much and overpopulate the world :D

Sure, but that doesn't explain the flocks (or whatever) dying at the same time. Like some kind of mass suicide or something.