nothing against zero...seems like a nice guy, but he's just not my type...what with the penis and all. [ not that there's anything wrong with that.]

not too mention the bugs that must infest his hairy body.

so this is what my romantic life has come to . . . rejected by the local drunk. sheesh

ahh well . . . at least there's always beer

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...nkeyshiner.jpg

I work in the restaurant industry, which means "Office Romances" happen daily. Depending on when your shift is over and who gets cut at the same time working a shift together can lead to sitting at the bar together which can lead to crazy drunken monkey sex(not literally Zero!). The best part is nobody really regrets or expects anything out of it. No strings attached.

Catch him on a Friday night and ask again. You just might get lucky.

not like he would remember on Saturday morning anyway

oh he would remember - i can guarantee he would remember

when i was younger i hooked up a few times (i was a short order cook for awhile and that was always fun because waitresses came and went so nothing was ever serious). now it isn't so easy

I would romance that monkey.

Meoooooooooooooooooow.......

the punch line here is too easy - even for me:D

I think we'd make a purfect couple... A hairy monkey and a naked puss-

*CENSORED*

Well i think we have to avoid such things in office or work places. because you will not able to concentrate on your work if you do these kinda things.