Now I have to go as something else!

:mad:

you can go as his mother and chase me around trying to eat me

I've lost too much weight.

:p

Besides, I don't eat monkey brains.

Been a long time since I did anything for Halloween but this year will be different. My brother in law is getting married that evening so, as we will be out all night, Im sure the house will be getting egged beyond recognition :(




Little fuckers.................

I've never actually seen an egged house, only heard about it. Is it a common occurrence in the backwardsville I mean, Liverpool. :D :p

Thats some thin ice, boy! :p


Its actually not common to my knowledge but I no longer live in Liverpool. I moved over to the dark side, ie the Wirral peninsula (the other side of the River Mersey) when I met my missus. Sadly there are a small number of dickheads here who think its hilarious.

Pay your friends to sit on your porch, smoking and drinking and being loud. See the Bastards egg that!

My car got egged on Halloween night a few years ago, while I was driving it. Took me forever to get that damned egg smell out.

:mad:

you should go as bacon!