you were prbly on a spike becuz thats why your so stupid!

lol

"alright we've had a bloody war, give the countries back, come on"
--"britain!"
--"what?"
--"Give 'em back"
--"Oh...alright"


Oh and everyone remembers the "cake or death" bit lol.

Cake or death!?
Uh, Cake please.

I'm listening to Dress To Kill right now. This totally deserved the Emmys (Emmies?) it got.

Babies on spike...hmmmm. Finally something to replace my lawn flaminco

"Uh, cake for me too please!"
"Well, we're OUT of cake. We only had 3 bits and didnt expect such a rush"


Wow really? it got emmys? i didnt think they gave those out to deserving artist.:confused:

Eddie Izzard won for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program, and the show its self won for Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program. It was nominated for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Special, but SNL won that year


"Hitler killed people next door. Awww, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we?"

"Well then, I'll have the chicken."

Should he or shouldn't he have played in that Ben Stiller flick?

which one, Mystery Men? I dunno, I haven't seen it. I don't care a lot about his movie career, his stand up is more than enough for me.

sam clear out ur pm box