Neverending,you are talented too.You guys all should go donate sperm,could get some pretty smart kids:D

i had to edit myself about 12 times on this one.

best not to say anything.

must not type

This one reaches me on some strange, unknown level...I can't even explain it...I love the images I saw in my head when I read it, too

Extremely well-done :)

I had some pretty weird images in my head too,it has such a dark feel to it.I really like it:)

Many years ago,
nobody would have known,
that this girl would be born,
who would totally pwn.

Her mind is great,
her eyes are dark,
her husband's cool,
she has left her mark,

She came to this place,
Being far from insane,
Who do I speak of,
Our magnificent Rayne!



I got more. Tune in next week for...CHRONO!

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*round two*

"I think my bladders acting up
I shall then forthwith Drain the pup"
Said he, and strained to navigate his space

Turning round and round he went
Till equilibrium was spent
And had no choice but need to plant his face

Twystyes' roommate wandered in
Stoned on weed and drunk as sin
And drank the potion down ‘til it was gone

Unbeknownst, he’d sealed the doom
Of his friend in the next room
And Dr. Twystye, passed out on the john

As he sat next to his friend
Mild twitching settled in
Twisting lips into a horrid frown

She put her hand up to his head
“You don’t look so good,” she said
“I think perhaps that you should go lie down.”

Then his face started contorting
In a rage, he starting snorting
As drool ran down betwixt his lips in streams

He’d turned into a horrid beast!
A goblin bent on human feast
Which made his friend spill shrill, bloodcurdling screams

Then, like she was so much pork
He stabbed her with a kitchen fork
And cast his former friend upon the floor

The goblin pounded, ripped and clawed
Tore and rended, gnashed and gnawed
Until the girl was just a pile of gore

Twystye then awoke and rushed
Away before he’d even flushed
To save the maiden from her sad demise

Alas! For her it was to late
The goblin feasted on her pate
Her carcass was already gathering flies

Twystye tried to run away
Unfortunate, to his dismay
The goblin took him down without a fight

From his head down to his feet
The goblin stripped of all the meat
His skeletal remains were pearly white.

Flayed,i like it:D

Thanks, hon. It's a very sloppy WIP right now, I'm afraid. One day I'll turn it into an illustrated childrens novel, I swear:D

Before you ask, WIP = Work In Progress.