EDIT:I love Jesus too.:

Yes , we all here at HDC accept Jesus as our Savior.

We have a little program for you new to the forum, it's just 2 weeks of your time and then you are unchained, I mean, released to start living the good word and a normal God-fearing life that He at the right hand of GOD has chosen for us.
We promise to unburden the heavy toil of a world ruled by SATAN and his many, many Demons.

I want all of us here at this precious pious website to PRAY for our new souls entering here to come to Jesus...to just put DOWN there Pornography and their MACdonald burgers and just to WALK down that road, because Brothers and Sisters, it don't matter if you're ugly or mean or drive a crappy car..Jesus loves you and wants to save you and He is waiting for you, all you have to do is to let one of our Elders access to your personal bank accounts and I can guarantee you a place in Heaven. Praise the Lord on High, Kingdom Come , bless the Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.. and all that.






Amen.

I had impure thoughts when I looked at the Mrs. Butterworth bottle. :(

Aman...no...Amin...um...Amun...hmm...how does that go again...?

Oh my.... How many bolts did you have to dodge for that one?:D

Hey man, I walk with God...and He 'gets' me.:D

The pinnacle of Christian Rock:

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...hPlusOne-1.jpg


Praise JESUS!

their best song, Body of Christ

The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I must've been sellin' ties!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I’ve never been so enticed!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!


Nova, You think I'm going to get lynched down there?

"Token, stand in the back somewhere where no one can see you for the album cover!"

I loved that episode.

has the only time Butters ever swore to someone directly. AT the end, you see him struggling for a second with himself, then he turns around and flips cartman the bird and says "Fuck you, Eric." :)

best show ever.