Before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

those actually made me laugh - congrats

Its a common misconception that Chuck Norris has a chin hidden under his beard, when infact, its another fist.

Chuck Norris has developed his own martial art which consists souly of roundhouse kicks.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris as allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.He decides what time it is.