you are welcome!

Fine, fling poo...just don't chew it first anymore; a whole box of Altoids doesn't help that, no matter what your boyfriend says.

Luckily I am wearing my +5 Cloak of Poo Resistance. Combined with my Boots of Extreme Super-Fast-Movingness I am able to complete avoid said flung poo, which is returned (via my Ring of Poo Sheilding)(+10)(with a saving throw of 1 on 1d20) and the poo of course bounces off me and sticks to you.

Can we be friends now or shall I be forced to taunt you some more?

bah - i eat your 20-sided geek dice then poop them out and hit you in your geeky head with them!


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That actually worked. I didn't know there were sour Mentos, now I want them.

The fruit ones are the best.

I'm a trueist...original mint are the best (though the fruity ones run a close second)