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Marya Zaleska 09-10-2007 04:05 PM
[QUOTE=bloodrayne;626779]Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



I really drink V-8 and tomato juice, NOT blood!

I have FALSE fangs due to cavaties! I didn't brush when I was a small vampire!

I get around real fast since I wear roller skates under my hoop skirt!

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

Lol! Hee hee hee!

Freak 09-10-2007 04:38 PM
I'm a serial killer in waiting.

Zero 09-10-2007 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 626779)
Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'
that really hurts. . . i told you that in strict confidence. . . just goes to show you can't trust anyone


if anyone wants me i'll be eating a banana

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...__430x3180.jpg

Zero 09-10-2007 06:04 PM
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I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

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puh-lease. . those things are cantaloupes at the least!

novakru 09-10-2007 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Freak (Post 626828)
I'm a serial killer in waiting.
Hey, hey, hey...not REAL secrets...funny, made-up secrets;)

massacre man 09-10-2007 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by novakru (Post 626898)
Hey, hey, hey...not REAL secrets...funny, made-up secrets;)
Oh, nevermind.

Zero 09-10-2007 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 626899)
Oh, nevermind.

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!
wow - now that's a revelation

Miss Olivia 09-10-2007 08:11 PM
I PROVED that there is not ALWAYS room for J-E-L-L-O.

dewaholic 09-10-2007 08:14 PM
hmm I don't have any secrets. But I'll list some random things about myself:

I can't dance
I had to quit soda (but I still have one, not often enough)
I can't think of anything else

The STE 09-10-2007 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 626779)
Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



Newb - Originally had a twin brother, but he ATE him and the guilt has made him somewhat insane, so from time to time his memories of his brother manifest themselves as 'BudMan'...The psychiatrists said this was 'normal'

Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'

Zwoti - He's a BDSM master...But, I'm pretty sure we all suspected that one

DudeGuadalupe - "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers...I dress in women's clothing, and hang around in bars.......I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra, I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama"


Well, that was MY lame attempt at a start...But, I know you guys can do better than this...What have you got?
Why aren't I the BDSM master?


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