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hahaha

*shammmme*

Oh Lordy, don't put the *shammmme* on me now.

"Dustin will be performing at the Illuminati arts festival in Italy"


Hmm...You think they'll like death metal at an arts festival in Italy? :D

I couldn't imagine it any other way.

Bobby will not be in Georgia.

And I'm not planning on going any time soon.

scarecrow will be beheaded. :eek: .....:cool:

scarecrow will be sold for $5.00......LOL:D

scarecrow will be too top heavy.....:o

Scarecrow will trade his hat for a walking stick........:mad: News to me.

"monkey will lead them" (YESSSS)

"Horror will be better off without them" (hmmm, wonder who "they" might be??)

"Zombies will not get blood on innocent bystanders or their things"
"Zombies will march to see James’ film"
"Zombies Will Use Data Mining"
"ZOMBIES will descend on central London next Monday with the premiere of a new British horror film starring an actor from Wanstead"
"zombies will eat your fucking face"
"zombies will come, dont worry"
"zombies will eat me"
"zombies will think nobody would be crazy enough to stay there and just pass ... Zombies will kill you almost immediately if you stay outside"
"zombies will assemble themselves into approximations of family ... A group of stronger, quicker zombies will take the lead in hunting"


"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
"vampires will be extremely pale"
"vampires will have supernatural strength"
"Vampires will design the lighting"
"Vampires will file the teeth to make them sharper for easier feeding. ... Vampires will file their nails to a point, which helps them in grabbing victims"
"vampires will wander by when you have it installed"
"Vampires will utilize all at their disposal to hunt while ... Once a pack size is set, vampires will usually tear their victims apart after feeding."


"Werewolves will have different coat colors"
"werewolves will spawn like normal creatures"
"Werewolves Will Avenge My Death"
"werewolves will wear kilts and all zombies will wear lederhosen"
"Werewolves will be making a comeback in 2009"
"Werewolves will rock your rotting socks off"
"Werewolves will rule forever."
"Werewolves will run you into the ground."
"werewolves will need to talk to spirits and find out what needs to be done"
"werewolves will be 12% hairier tonight"...HAHA, that one made me laugh for some reason


"cannibals will win the war in the Congo"
"cannibals will do as requested, even if they are on the other side of the river"
"cannibals will eat the missionaries"
"cannibals will eat the anthropologists"
"Cannibals will eat people, but only the enemies they admire. If their enemies are courageous, cannibals will eat their heart"
"cannibals will reach the bridge in 17 minutes"
"cannibals will attack people stuck in the desert"
"cannibals will adopt the fork"
"CANNIBALS WILL RULE THE WORLD! you watch!!! Youuuuuu watch!"
"cannibals will eat aliens"


Hmm...Ya know...These really aren't that funny...Oh well...

"despare will follow you throughout your miserable existance"

OH MY GOD - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!