great minds think alike.

My firend is super awesome at drunk driving. honestly. seems like the dumebest shit ever, but we've done it like seven times. hes a pro.

AHH FUCK!!

for years..everytime my mum passed a cop she would ALWAYS comment..
ah there goes my sons .' and she would look real proud too.
So i couldn't believe it when i was ticketed by one of my uncles. :o
Em sitting in the car..arguing to this officer that we were related and he shouldn't be giving me a ticket..
But it worked..i never got a ticket...I GOT ARRESTED :o :o
Of course i was let off once they decided i was on crack or something or just newly released from some institute.

good strories, i remember another time i was at a party and it got raided.

everyone was drunk but only me and three other people got tickets. mine was for minor in possesion, oh yeah i was underaged and drinking...rock and roll!

when i signed the ticket i was so wasted i signed the wrong last name, on accident. i added like three extra letters that arent even in my name, those were good times.

i was padded down in front of everyone in the living room, and one cop even went through my cd case,...it was full of three six mafia cd's and he was going from page to page saying out loud....backstreetboys,...nsync......damn pigs.lol

also my younger couzin was taken home by the police that night, i went home and when i woke up my mom was like "where's david?"....i was still hungover and replied "i think he got arrested" which was bull because i knew for a fact that he had..man i got an ear full that morning from my mother and uncle.