I'm wanting to see this film already!

"Guys, what are the odds that EVERYBODY in the town is crazy? How about we not go into the creepy old mansion. I mean, Red Roof Inn is right there, anyways."

"No thanks, I quit smoking dope."

<guy to the hot horny chick> "Bitch, are you crazy? Fuck now? There's psycho trying to kill us!"

"Why am I running slower than Corky from Life Goes On!"

<killer about to kill teenagers mid-fucking>"Omigosh! BOOBS!"

'You're probably just imagining it. No, wait, you're probably NOT just imagining it'

'A weekend away in the woods? No thanks, I think I'll stay at home with my X-box.'

GUY 1. What do you got there? (looking to see what GUY 2 is fiddling with)

GUY 2. Peanut.

(GUY 2 DROPS the peanut.)

GUY 2. Shit!!

"Ok, why don't we all group up and agree on a leader who we can all listen to."

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home"

Girl - "Do we really need to go into this abandoned summer camp for the weekend?"

Guy - "ah screw it, lets go to disneyland"

Girl - "I'd rather stay a virgin."
Guy - "Yeah, me too."