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Vodstok 08-07-2006 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phalanx
As for this guy, it's good to know that at least the loan sharks will get a good laugh before hurting him.
lol!

that was funny....

i like the gambling to win money back thing.... kinda like poking more holes in a cup to make it hold more water, same kind of logic.

orangestar 08-07-2006 01:16 PM

Debt freaks me out. Im so scared to take out student loans next year...

If I would this guy, suicide would become a viable option for me.

bwind22 08-07-2006 09:02 PM

It's idiots like this that give gambler's, in general, a bad reputation.

I play poker alot. I love it. But I would never gamble more than I could afford to lose and I tend to win more than I lose.


Just a little info on casino odds....

Aside from poker, in which your odds of winning depend on your abilities at the table, Blackjack has the best odds, giving the player pretty close to a 50/50 (Give or take depending on variables in House Rules) shot of leaving the table ahead some money. Slot machines have the worst odds at only 30% (Only 3 out of 10 players end up ahead.) Everything else (video poker, roulette, craps, keno, etc...) falls somewhere in between 30-50%.

So, unless you are playing poker, the odds are that you are gonna lose. (The odds are that you'll lose playing poker too if you suck at it, however good players can win more than they lose and great players can make a living off of it.)

Phalanx 08-08-2006 02:22 AM

Those odds are horseshit...
The only form of gambling that comes CLOSE to a 50/50 shot is the black or red bet on a roulette table, or betting on 2-team sports.

Elvis_Christ 08-08-2006 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bwind22
It's idiots like this that give gambler's, in general, a bad reputation.

I play poker alot. I love it. But I would never gamble more than I could afford to lose and I tend to win more than I lose.


Just a little info on casino odds....

Aside from poker, in which your odds of winning depend on your abilities at the table, Blackjack has the best odds, giving the player pretty close to a 50/50 (Give or take depending on variables in House Rules) shot of leaving the table ahead some money. Slot machines have the worst odds at only 30% (Only 3 out of 10 players end up ahead.) Everything else (video poker, roulette, craps, keno, etc...) falls somewhere in between 30-50%.

So, unless you are playing poker, the odds are that you are gonna lose. (The odds are that you'll lose playing poker too if you suck at it, however good players can win more than they lose and great players can make a living off of it.)

Someone's on their way to addiction by the sounds of things
:p

bwind22 08-10-2006 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phalanx
Those odds are horseshit...
The only form of gambling that comes CLOSE to a 50/50 shot is the black or red bet on a roulette table, or betting on 2-team sports.

Wrong dude. Blackjack is 50/50. (Or 49/51 in favor of the house depending on the house rule for a dealer's soft 17.)

If you need me to dig this up on the net for you to see for yourself, I can, but I know it's accurate.

bwind22 08-10-2006 10:52 PM

http://www.insidervlv.com/CasinoOdds.html

Here's a website that shows the odds (or house advantage) for every game in the casino.

Notice that all the variations of blackjack are less than 1% house edge.

Also, I never noticed before because I don't play it, but Keno has terrible player odds.


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