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Elvis_Christ 07-11-2006 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Well, you never know. It could work. Or you could just decorate your crotch with Hershey's syrup.
Well it might make it look more appealing! Or else they'll run straight to the door :p

Miss Olivia 07-11-2006 10:49 PM

Decorate it as a smiley face.

Violent Messiah 07-11-2006 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by filmmaker2
My gosh....that description makes me want to start a fistfight with the person who formulated that particular confectionary!

I had an energy drink today, and those things usually aren't the most delicious tasting things. But this crap tasted like cabbage juice or something, it was really vile! "Who came up with this? What kind of whacky person thought this was good enough to put into a can??" was all I could think.

Like, I know, right??? Aren't these things supposed to go throught focus groups first? Shouldn't someone with active taste buds stand up and say "Excuse me? This tastes like spoiled onion and garlic filled dead ass left laying in the sun too long.", or something to that effect?

You know what my dream job is? I want to be the guy that sits in on these idea sessions so when some dumbass cufflink says "I know! Lets mix perfectly good chocolate with cinnamon!!!", I will calmly and quietly slip on my fine Italian leather driving glove snugly and then bitch slap him so hard he falls two places down the evolutionary table. Then I can stand over him and sternly point my gloved finger at him and say "No! Bad cufflink! No!"...I bet the world would be a more wonderful place if jobs like that existed. :D

Elvis_Christ 07-11-2006 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Decorate it as a smiley face.
It'd make a better elephant :D

Miss Olivia 07-11-2006 10:59 PM

LMAO you're the artist.

filmmaker2 07-12-2006 03:22 AM

Well, now I wanna get a waffle. Same thing: I saw waffles at the store today, thought about getting some, passed them by.

newb 07-12-2006 04:40 AM

When i'm in the mood for chocolate I usually search out a "CHUNKY". Its very filling and full of richly goodness such as, chocolate [duh] ,raisins and nuts.

http://www.geocities.com/rraattbbooyy/images/chunky.jpg

filmmaker2 07-12-2006 05:14 AM

That is so mean of you to post that picture

newb 07-12-2006 05:22 AM

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Originally posted by filmmaker2
That is so mean of you to post that picture
I'm sorry......have some cake.

http://www.nancys-kitchen.com/chocolate-cake.jpg

filmmaker2 07-12-2006 05:25 AM

well.........it looks like it's time for a hissy fit. Hissy fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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