Maybe he was out of toilet paper.

He should just do what every normal person does when they're out of toilet paper. Use the cat to wipe your ass.

i leave for like months at a time, i dont ever warn anyone when i leave or when i come back. i dont think anyone really cares or wants to hear it..

you r 2 funny, give me a min. got to stop laughing...........
ok (picking up book mmmmmmm thinking the movie comes
out fri. so i guess i can put it in the drop box!)

not for months? i've never noticed you gone
for months at a time!

Now remember, you cannot use your library card to go see The Da Vinci Code. Also, they will not be giving out free paper during the movie, nor will they let you huff and puff during the movie. So, stock up on the weed before the movie. I bet it'll be more enjoyable while high anyway.

ok man! i need an oz, so meet me at the library in the
gardening section!:cool:

Okay, no problem! Now, when you say oz, do you mean the Wizard of Oz book, because I've heard once you use the paper from that book, you start to resemble The Tin Man.

ounce! i thought maybe the scarecrow he is closer to grass
than the tin man! woooo flash back!!!!!!!!

I know you meant ounce. I'm just being sarcastic tonight. I mean, we are talking about paper, aren't we? Anyway, sure, the Scarecrow is closer to grass, but, once you puff the Oz, you become still like The Tin Man. Though, some people have reacted to the Oz by doing the little musical number that the Scarecrow did. But, that's just an uncommon side effect.