Time lost cannot be found again

"crazy as a sprayed roach"

or

"crazy as a runover dog"

"Smashed as a wabbit at easter"

"Jesus tits, man!"

"Well butter my butt and call be a biscuit"

"Lick my hoochie"

"Jesus Christ in a cartigan sweater"

"It's hot as balls"

I have more, but I can't think of them. *has headache as well... again*

Dont bite the biscuit before you hear the crunch

Empty vessels make the loudest noise

You cock-smoking wank stain

that's what daddy always called me . . . ahhh

Never afraid to cut to the heart of emotion eh?

Whenever my great aunt (keep in mind she was in her late eighties) saw a good looking young man, she used to say:

"He can put his shoes under my bed anytime." :)

A long drink of water... It describes a tall lean handsome man.