LMAO

then you're punching them wrong, or in the wrong spot. Ya gotta aim high. Right in the xyphoid process.

my fav one was when i was playing a guy online in yahoo checkers. he was hitting on me and asked what i looked like and i said very pregnant cuz i was at the time and he quite the game:D

...sternum?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?

"Want to go camping? I've got gum"

^^^^^

That's how my lame ass uncle used to ask women out that he didn't even know. I mean, wtf!?

Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.



it's comments like that, that make me glad i'm a lesbian!! best ones i ever got wer... 'did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?' or 'if i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'

thats right, women say that cheesey crap too!!!

LMAO ..
yeah ..we are more rocky than roxette now brother :D

xyphoid process

Yeah, but where's it found on the body?