I never did that, but I did see my dog lick her chain for some odd reason on one of the coldest winter days. She got it free, and it bled a little, but she sure as hell learned her lesson. She never licked that chain again, be it in winter or summer. :D

Your frontside covered in blood must have looked great...I'd love to see the look on your instructor's face.

lol it was a little funny because when i bleed i get weird espesially when im around people because i like to scare em. so i let my mouth fill with blood and id let it drain down my frontside, and id run my teeth on the top of my tongue and squeeze the blood out the front and it get all through my teeth and come out the side of my mouth. Everyone was so freaked out it was nuts.

I remember when I was really young, I took like the biggest knife we had and ran it across my hand. So much blood... My mother was throwing a party so it was the prefect time for that kind of stunt. :p

Holy hell man! What exactly did you think would happen? God knows I've done some dumb things over the years, so I won't laugh (much) but that is seriously funny.

Got mine stuck on a fudgcicle once - problem didn't last long tho and it seemed more natural than dumbass. Yours was dumbass, but you recognize it and then had some fun with it. I bet it throbbed a lot that night when you tried to sleep. And, hey, thanks for sharing.

Yeah im not gonna lie, never happend to me. so I shall laugh. HAHAHAHA

A recommendation:

Change your name and move to another school, this will follow you to your high school reunions!
:D :D :D

He should change his name to Tak. Kids at his new school will expect a guy named Tak to do stuff like lick poles in the winter, so he'll be safe :)