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X¤MurderDoll¤X 09-21-2005 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
-halloween,starring Lindsey Lohan




-Nightmare On Elm Street, starring hillary duff and Wilmer Valderama





-Forest Gump, starring Keanu Revees and Jessica Ahlba




-Dracula,starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garnner and Johnny Knoxville

Come on, Keanu Reeves as Forest Gump would be too funny to miss.

Dante'sInferno 09-21-2005 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Come on, Keanu Reeves as Forest Gump would be too funny to miss.
Hahahaha yeah it would be......damn thats fucking sad
































:(

X¤MurderDoll¤X 09-21-2005 06:17 PM

I don't know what the worst remake would be, but I could tell you the best. Arnold Swarzennegar (I can't spell his name) and Christopher Walken in a remake of Speed.

You've got to keep it under 50 miles pe owa!

Dante'sInferno 09-21-2005 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I don't know what the worst remake would be, but I could tell you the best. Arnold Swarzennegar (I can't spell his name) and Christopher Walken in a remake of Speed.

You've got to keep it under 50 miles pe owa!

That would rule!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck the the bus get to the Choppa!!!!!!!!!


:D

noctuary 09-21-2005 08:01 PM

It would really suck if they remade Parts: The Clonus Horror. Oh wait...

Chinatown, starring the Rock

Taxi Driver, starring Vin Diesel

MisterSadistro 09-21-2005 08:08 PM

You all realize Hollywood ran out of ideas for movies in 1982 and probably hires people to look through public forums in search of remake ideas just like these, don't you ? :D
CK
btw I always thought the voice of Mr. Ed should be George 'Mr. Sulu' Takei. That would crack me up unbelievably.

The STE 09-21-2005 08:17 PM

Sid & Nancy, with Good Charlet as the Sex Pistols and Hilary Duff as Nancy

slasherman 09-22-2005 02:06 AM

...to remake a masterpiece is a bad idea..."2001 A Space...." and "The Godfather" are pretty hard to remake.....so a rule: If you dont think the remake becomes better than the orginale..dont remake !

Despare 09-22-2005 02:32 AM

North By Northwest with Wilmer Velderama and Jessica Simpson

Or they could take a TV show like the Honeymooners and switch the race of every char. and then change the story completely... bah. Hollywood has ideas you just have to look for them, it's like sifting through the bargain bin you search and search until you find something worth your time.

SKOOFx 09-22-2005 05:33 AM

BEAT THIS.


A REMAKE OF "A CLOCKWORK ORANGE"

Starring: Hugh Grant....lol

but no, in all honesty, they better not remake that movie.


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