well I enjoy going to the dentist's. Mainly for the drugs and thats about it

I had my wisdom teeth taken out (hence my foolishness) and it was like something out of Marathon Man- the drill kept shorting out and two guys were holding my head while the dentist tried to pry the tooth out of my jaw. He just kept saying, "oh, sorry about this."

Of course, I was going to complain as I left but since my face was numb, I couldn't feel my tongue and there was blood oozing down my shirt I figured I'd wait and complain later.

you want to get rid of the bleeding ? get an electric toothbrush ..
one of those oral b ones.

i did and it changed my dental life - worth every penny.

this one guy I went to would talk to and joke around with the nurse while he was sticking the fucking NEEDLE IN YOUR GUMS! We quit going to him. The bloke we go to now is great. Good root canal peoples there, too.

I guess it all depends on who you go to...

When I was little my dentist was this big fat guy who smelled like a cake when it starting to get old, but it's still in that "I can eat you" phase. He was awesome.

That should be the rule. If anyone is going to be touching you for more than thirty seconds, or is doing something to you that could possibly injure you, he should be a really fat guy who smells like delicious food. Cuz at the very least, if he screws up, HOW ya gonna get mad at a big fat guy who smells like cake?

I hate going to the dentist. They are all sadists I tell you, it is a job requirement, I'm sure of it.

I actually went to one that was okay, I had seen him my entire life and was kind of comfortable with him. But he retired last year.....:( So now I see the woman that took over his building and I am telling you, she is just mean. One of the reasons I hate it so much though is my jaw locks up after awhile, I have to make sure I take ibuprofen or something before I go in or I am in for some pain.

i'm telling you guys - get an electric toothbrush !! (the round head kind)

I have one!:D

It doesn't help my jaw though. It can't work miracles.:p But no seriously, you're right, it is much better.

you dont want to hear my theory in public on why your jaw keeps locking :D

Oh you're a funny man. I think I can work that one out for myself....:rolleyes: :p